Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Officiousness

As the Default Sanitiser, I will take my duties of ensuring that every officer role gets filled very seriously.

If anyone wants one of the existing roles then comment in triplicate with your qualifications and I will consider your request. Remember, yellow copy to me, puce to human resources and goldenrod for your own records.

Comments

lilomar:

12-04-2011 17:26:44 UTC

<font color=”#FFFF00”>I would like to apply for the role of Baanker.
My qualifications are as follows:
*Treasurer for my local 4-H club for three years (note that this job required knowledge of both money and sheep).
*Four years of employment at a Bank.
*I can count to four, or even higher if someone lends me their hooves.</font>

lilomar:

12-04-2011 17:27:10 UTC

<font color=”#CC8899”>I would like to apply for the role of Baanker.
My qualifications are as follows:
*Treasurer for my local 4-H club for three years (note that this job required knowledge of both money and sheep).
*Four years of employment at a Bank.
*I can count to four, or even higher if someone lends me their hooves.</font>

lilomar:

12-04-2011 17:27:48 UTC

<font color=”#FBB917”>I would like to apply for the role of Baanker.
My qualifications are as follows:
*Treasurer for my local 4-H club for three years (note that this job required knowledge of both money and sheep).
*Four years of employment at a Bank.
*I can count to four, or even higher if someone lends me their hooves.</font>

Florw:

12-04-2011 18:13:14 UTC

Wait, I though ais523 was supposed to be the Default Sanitiser…

Josh: Observer he/they

12-04-2011 18:26:48 UTC

@Florw: why? I don’t see anything that gives him the role by default.

lilomar: you have my permission to assume the role of Baanker. Work hard, son!

Kevan: he/him

12-04-2011 18:32:48 UTC

[Josh] I’m afraid the proposal said “If more than half the EVCs on this proposal contain the phrase “Get it Started”, add the following subrules to the above rule, then install ais523 as the Default Sanitiser:”

Josh: Observer he/they

12-04-2011 18:35:22 UTC

Ah, poop. Sorry.

Sorry Lilomar, no juice for you!

ais523:

12-04-2011 19:33:54 UTC

I was planning to do something similar, here. (The installing of myself as Default Sanitiser was just to prevent giving a big advantage to the installing admin.)

lilomar, feel free to become Baanker, on the same basis as Josh gave above. (Josh, any other recommendations?)

ais523:

12-04-2011 19:38:34 UTC

(I would also give Josh position to be Default Sanitiser, but the way things work, it’d have no effect as I couldn’t be removed from my position before it became open for a free-for-all.)

Winner:

12-04-2011 21:06:15 UTC

I would like to apply to be the sheep counter.
Qualifications:
*Hey Look! I can count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…

ais523:

12-04-2011 21:12:33 UTC

Heh. Go for it, Winner; you amused me, and that’s all that counts this early.

ais523:

13-04-2011 04:03:47 UTC

And Florw gets to be Mr. Alarm Clock, because he asked nicely on IRC.

Josh: Observer he/they

13-04-2011 05:49:21 UTC

Could I be the Fraud Ewenit? Since witnessing the murder of my parents at an early age, I have had a seething, deep-seated hatred for injustice, even going so far as to having a secret identity so that I can stalk the streets at night as “Batsheep”. I’m sure that I can also bring this skillset to bear in the field of accountancy fraud.

ais523:

13-04-2011 05:53:12 UTC

@Josh: go for it, you have permission.

Josh: Observer he/they

13-04-2011 06:08:42 UTC

Josh: Observer he/they

13-04-2011 06:09:34 UTC

udqbpn:

14-04-2011 04:47:49 UTC

I would like to be the Animal Welfare Administrator.  I’m a big believer that anyone who works hard to get monies should have it taken away, and that we shouldn’t let sheepies die of starvation.

ais523:

14-04-2011 06:32:41 UTC

udqbpn: Go for it, you have permission.

udqbpn:

14-04-2011 17:39:16 UTC

Yayy