Lars Atomica:  THIS is how you write a good retroactive effect proposal.  Only it’s a CfJ.
Everything in this must be done in the order listed.

While this is pending:
1) Being a CfJ, this does not count against Bucky’s proposal limit.
2) CfJs that mention this post automatically fail
3) Bucky is considered to have an infinite amout of Dosh.
4) This does not appear on the sidebar.
5) Bucky may edit this any time e wants.  Oooooooo.

When this is adminned, regardless of whether it is passing or failing:

Change all   votes to   votes.
Change all   votes to   votes.
Change all   votes to   votes.
Change all   votes to   votes.

Then, admin it again with the new vote count.  If there are more   votes than   votes, enact this anyway.

Give all the Cheese to Bucky.
Give all the Dosh to Lars Atomica.
Give all the Stigma to Kevan.
Give all the Bars to Lazy Joe.

Create a new rule entitled “List of Awesome Gostaks.”
Add Lars Atomica to the List of Awesome Gostaks for setting me on the train of thought which led to this proposal.
All past CfJs become Failed.
Elvis leaves The Building.
2000 Shiny Demons appear and carry everyone who did not vote on this to Hell.
Put Excalabur on the 0th Floor.
The admin who enacts this must do a backflip.
Add Personman to the List of Awesome Gostaks. (Hey, thanks!)
If such a rule does not exist, make a new rule with a title of “A” which reads, “Bucky may modify the Ruleset in any manner at any time.”
Add The VIP to the List of Awesome Gostaks.
If you have not already done so twice, repeat everything that has happened since Excalabur went to the 0th Floor.

Are we having fun yet?

Add a new column to the GDNT called “Awesomeness!”
Everyone has 2 awesomeness.
Bucky gets 8 awesomeness.
Anyone who is in Hell gets no awesomeness.
Put everyone in the Lobby on the List of Awesome Gostaks.
Everyone on the List of Awesome Gostaks automatically has infinite Awesomeness.  Give all the Awesomeness to Quazie.

This is not a Proposal.
This is not a Declaration of Victory.

Create a new rule entitled “Global constants” which reads, “For blognomic purposes, P is officially equivalent to NP and PI equals 5.  The speed of light is 31536000 light-seconds per year.” 

Pass all failed proposals.  Fail all passed proposals.  Then undo all effects of the previous two steps.

Replace every E in all official posts with a Z and vice versa.  Treat the official posts as if they had their original wording.  Chaos now officially rules all.

Change all instances of the word “English” in the ruleset to “Pig Latin.”

Translate the entire Ruleset into Pig Latin.

One picosecond after this is enacted, anything it did that may have been illegal at the time is retroactively declared legal.

Two picoseconds after this is failed, enact it.

Make this CfJ Failed.

Within 72 hours of right NOW, all Gostaks, DPGs and entities must make a post saying “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” or be idled.

I will be very surprised if this receives less than 3 votes.