Story Post: Race 3 (53 comments) This race was intended to be held yesterday, but the jury forgot to perform the

This race was intended to be held yesterday, but the jury forgot to perform the mandatory preparations, having been brainwashed by a UFO

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JonathanDark: he/him

14-12-2024 22:25:39 UTC

I Crawl

JonathanDark: he/him

14-12-2024 22:26:23 UTC

I Crawl

JonathanDark: he/him

14-12-2024 22:26:48 UTC

I Crawl

JonathanDark: he/him

14-12-2024 22:27:36 UTC

Identity Crisis Ian Slipstreams JonathanDark

JonathanDark: he/him

14-12-2024 22:28:03 UTC

I Slipstream Identity Crisis Ian

Josh: he/they

14-12-2024 22:41:56 UTC

I Slipstream JonathanDark

Habanero:

15-12-2024 07:46:47 UTC

I Slipstream Josh

Habanero:

15-12-2024 08:10:34 UTC

Look out!!! Oh my god we’re all gonna die!!! Wait never mind it’s just Haters. We’re just emotionally dead now :(

JonathanDark: he/him

15-12-2024 17:27:13 UTC

The Slug of Death Crawls

JonathanDark: he/him

15-12-2024 23:07:00 UTC

Identity Crisis Ian Slipstreams the Slug of Death

JonathanDark: he/him

15-12-2024 23:07:23 UTC

I Discard my Magnet and push all Snails away 5cm

JonathanDark: he/him

15-12-2024 23:07:51 UTC

(On the road, will update gamestate later)

Habanero:

16-12-2024 08:14:56 UTC

Look out!!! Raven the Squirrel is coming you need to run Raven it’s gonna eat you!

JonathanDark: he/him

16-12-2024 17:58:21 UTC

The Slug of Death Crawls

JonathanDark: he/him

16-12-2024 18:27:26 UTC

(I’m the only Snail who would otherwise be able to Play)

I Slipstream the Slug of Death.

JonathanDark: he/him

16-12-2024 18:32:32 UTC

(reverting previous Play, please ignore it)

Josh: he/they

16-12-2024 18:45:02 UTC

I slipstream the slug of death

JonathanDark: he/him

16-12-2024 23:07:14 UTC

Identity Crisis Ian Slipstreams Josh

JonathanDark: he/him

16-12-2024 23:07:35 UTC

I Slipstream Identity Crisis Ian

JonathanDark: he/him

16-12-2024 23:07:57 UTC

(who wants to form a Conga line?)

Habanero:

17-12-2024 07:49:38 UTC

I Slipstream JonathanDark
I Discard my Magnet and pull
I Discard my Magnet and push

Habanero:

17-12-2024 07:56:14 UTC

Conga line destroyed, so sad

Habanero:

17-12-2024 08:18:34 UTC

Look out!!! It’s a Car! Man I wish I was that fast.

JonathanDark: he/him

17-12-2024 18:38:53 UTC

I’m curious why you didn’t leave Fiona with you for 24 hours. Even if Josh had caught up with you, her Position would have been the same as yours for 24 hours before it would for his for 24 hours.

Habanero:

18-12-2024 06:54:12 UTC

If I did that, I’d be at risk of being eaten by Squirrel. The second magnet was to put Josh in the line of fire there instead

Josh: he/they

19-12-2024 09:04:24 UTC

Identity Crisis Ian slipstreams. The Play they take appears to be Habanero’s use of Magnet, which moved them zero, so they move zero but spend a play doing do. Strategically dubious, Ian!

Josh: he/they

19-12-2024 16:43:03 UTC

The Slug of Death crawls

Josh: he/they

19-12-2024 16:46:07 UTC

This actives Broom Barry and then Slingshot Sam

Josh: he/they

19-12-2024 16:50:08 UTC

I Crawl

GetPunnedOn:

20-12-2024 01:35:35 UTC

I Slipstream Josh

GetPunnedOn:

20-12-2024 01:41:15 UTC

and by the way I’m immune to squirrels
negative position is apparently a boon

Habanero:

20-12-2024 01:45:36 UTC

Not quite. You would be under the current rules, but the Official Rules haven’t updated yet with the Prey change, so you’re still the Squirrel target.

CyberStella:

20-12-2024 14:44:03 UTC

I Crawl? I think that’s the term?

Josh: he/they

20-12-2024 19:33:41 UTC

@CyberStella Yep, that’s the one! You also just have to increase your Plays to 1.

CyberStella:

20-12-2024 23:04:30 UTC

Oh, will do!

GetPunnedOn:

20-12-2024 23:38:53 UTC

(Slip)stream-er? I ardly know er!

Habanero:

21-12-2024 05:37:58 UTC

Look out!!! The Squirrel is back with a vengeance! GetPunnedOn has become its next meal.

Habanero:

21-12-2024 05:45:34 UTC

I Leapsnail, hoping to not suffer the same fate

Habanero:

21-12-2024 05:52:26 UTC

Identity Crisis Ian Slipstreams me

Josh: he/they

21-12-2024 08:55:49 UTC

I also slipstream Habaneroa

Josh: he/they

21-12-2024 18:21:42 UTC

I crawl.

I crawl.

I crawl.

I crawl.

I cral.

Josh: he/they

21-12-2024 18:23:08 UTC

The Slug of Death crawls

Habanero:

22-12-2024 05:51:28 UTC

I Leapsnail

Habanero:

22-12-2024 05:53:19 UTC

I Leapsnail

Habanero:

22-12-2024 05:54:27 UTC

I Leapsnail

Habanero:

22-12-2024 05:56:59 UTC

Identity Crisis Ian Slipstreams me
I Slipstream Identity Crisis Ian
I Crawl

Habanero:

22-12-2024 06:01:55 UTC

Dang it, a 1.
*sigh* I Crawl again

Habanero:

22-12-2024 06:08:19 UTC

Look out!!! Some spores of Snail-Zombifying Fungus are drifting through the air! Is it just me or does Josh look a little more vacant than usual?

CyberStella:

22-12-2024 22:35:14 UTC

I Crawl

CyberStella:

22-12-2024 22:38:33 UTC

I Crawl (Play 3)

I Crawl (Play 4)

I Crawl (Play 5)

I Crawl (Play 6)

I Crawl (Play 7)

I Crawl (Play 8)

I Crawl (Play 9)

CyberStella:

22-12-2024 22:43:29 UTC

I Crawl (Play 10)

I Crawl (Play 11)

I Crawl (Play 12)

I Crawl (Play 13)

I Crawl (Play 14)

CyberStella:

22-12-2024 22:51:48 UTC

According to Habanero I can Play some more so…

I Crawl (Play 15)

I Crawl (Play 16)

CyberStella:

22-12-2024 22:53:18 UTC

I Crawl one more time

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