Really bad Haiku/Beard Dyeing Competition/If Clucky accepts
“Look over yonder.
Is that a dead rat, or what?”
“No—just Clucky’s beard.”
“Look over yonder.
Is that a dead rat, or what?”
“No—just Clucky’s beard.”
Clucky:14
Hix:6
Clucky.beardlength += 7
Hix.beardlength -= 3
Technically, this competition “immediately resolved” as soon as Clucky accepted (i.e. on Tuesday), so no one is currently barred from making a challenge on Wednesday (although I must wait out the 6 “often” hours).
Clucky: he/him
Savez-vous la manière à la station de train ? J’ai vu qu’elvis était vivant, et en même temps le barbe laid de Hix, et mon cerveau implosé dans une perte terrifiante de mémoire.