As you know, students, I’ve been concerned of late with your overall academic progress this term.  In the interest of maintaining proper study habits and in accordance with a newly unearthed section of the student handbook, I’ve assigned faculty advisors to the various Dormitories, as follows:  Madame Bariconder to Gothmog, No-Face to Ichneumon, Master Heikregg to Penanggalan, and Mr. Cruik to Bandersnatch.  This was all done randomly, so stop looking so pale and sweaty, Hepworth.  We’ll also be increasing the pace of Lessons in the near future.