Retitle the rule “The Market” to “Beards” and change the contents of the rule to the following:

Each Vegetable has a beard attached to it, the length (in millimeters) of which is tracked in the GNDT in a column “Beard Length”. New Vegetables start with 50 Beard Length.

=== Selling ===
Often, a Vegetable with non-zero Exoticity may sell its soul in exchange for a longer beard. When a Vegetable does this, e must post notice to the front page. This increases eir Beard Length by E*(T+H)/2 where E is eir Exoticity, H is eir Healthfulness, and T is eir Tastiness; but resets eir Healthfulness and Tastiness to 5 and eir Exoticity to 0.

Throughout the ruleset, replace the phrase “Net Worth” with “Beard Length” (A simple Find and Replace will do.)

Replace “These seedy Veggies know that money can buy anything.” with “These seedy Veggies know that beards can buy anything”