Saturday, October 07, 2006

Proposal: Something To Stroke

Passes at 5-0. -Purplebeard

Adminned at 09 Oct 2006 14:01:55 UTC

Retitle the rule “The Market” to “Beards” and change the contents of the rule to the following:

Each Vegetable has a beard attached to it, the length (in millimeters) of which is tracked in the GNDT in a column “Beard Length”. New Vegetables start with 50 Beard Length.

=== Selling ===
Often, a Vegetable with non-zero Exoticity may sell its soul in exchange for a longer beard. When a Vegetable does this, e must post notice to the front page. This increases eir Beard Length by E*(T+H)/2 where E is eir Exoticity, H is eir Healthfulness, and T is eir Tastiness; but resets eir Healthfulness and Tastiness to 5 and eir Exoticity to 0.

Throughout the ruleset, replace the phrase “Net Worth” with “Beard Length” (A simple Find and Replace will do.)

Replace “These seedy Veggies know that money can buy anything.” with “These seedy Veggies know that beards can buy anything

Comments

Purplebeard:

10-07-2006 16:47:31 UTC

for  for  for  for  for

Clucky:

10-07-2006 17:03:31 UTC

for *wonders how long it will take purplebeard to add a rule about changing the color of ones beard*

Hix:

10-07-2006 19:44:25 UTC

So… should I spend my net worth now, while I still have it?

Rodney:

10-07-2006 19:58:55 UTC

for

Cosmologicon:

10-09-2006 19:56:12 UTC

for