Sales
The Minor Royalty and the Thief arrive at Clucky’s Chicken Hut Of Chicken for a Cult of the Clucky and a House of Clucky, but the Thief has second thoughts and ducks away to grab a Steve’s Lava Chicken from Grill Noir instead. Clucky takes $15 plus a $3 tip and a $3 drinks sale. Eternalservererror takes $9 plus a $3 tip and a $3 drinks sale.
The Wrestler and the Cat Walker stroll up to the Finest Grill for a Halloumi Wrap and a Mixed Grill - no, make that two Mixed Grills and a couple of drinks. Applebane takes $20 plus $6 in tips, and $6 for drinks.
The Government Employee and the Box Salesman meet at Grill Noir to talk business over a Chicken in a Blanket and a Faux Meat Bowl. Having worked on some carton designs for Pokes’ Rice and Beans, the Box Salesman excuses himself to get The Farmhouse from there instead, ultimately upgrading to The Traditional instead. Eternalservererror takes $9, plus a $3 tip and $3 for a drink. JonathanDark takes $17, plus a $3 tip.
The Cultist and the Factory Worker bump into each other at Melody’s Dine and Wine while queueing for a Chicken Stew with White Wine. Without making eye contact they both turn and leave, only to encounter each other again at Grill Noir. They both order a Steve’s Lava Chicken and depart hastily into the night. Eternalservererror takes $18, plus $6 in tips and $6 for drinks.
The Card Sharp and the Linguist meet at Pokes’ Rice and Beans for two Traditionals, the Linguist being persuaded to upgrade from The Farmhouse. They practice a little blackjack at the table, and the Sharp donates their winnings to the server. JonathanDark takes $34, plus $6 in tips.
The Elevator Repairman and their Child visit Bat Snacks for two Scarecrow’s Fear Falafels, complete with scary cut-out cardboard masks. Darknight takes $14.
The Construction Worker and the Cosplay Vampire visit Pokes’ Rice and Beans for Beans and Rice and Beans. Confused by the menu, the Worker goes to check the other Pokes franchise and orders the cheaper Traditional there. JonathanDark takes $17, plus a $3 tip. DoomedIdeas takes $20.
The Scientist and the Partygoer visit Shish-Kababa for a Fancy Falafel and a Falafel Chicken Wrap. Trapdoorspyder takes $30 and a $3 tip.
The Judge and the Realtor discuss the future of the food park site at The Constellation, switching from two Unsigned Orion’s Lambs to the Lamb Pita. Arthexis takes $30.
The Road Tripper and the Cosplay Robot arrive at The Good Food, ordering a Chicken Falafel Wrap and the We Are Legally Required To Offer Three Dishes. The Road Tripper knows the yard well and gets a Falafel Chicken Wrap from Shish-Kababa instead, but there’s just nowhere else to get an oyster and falafel dish. With three out of 46 dishes containing oysters tonight, they’re good but not perfect. Trapdoorspyder takes $10 and a $3 tip. Vovix takes $20 and an $8 tip.
The Polar Explorer and the Cosplay Monster seem to be taking a break from filming nearby. They queue up at (Probably) Very Nice Food for two Diet Chickens. Lawnomos takes $26.
A few referrals also happen:-
- (JonathanDark’s) Pokes’ Rice and Beans gets a referral from Grill Noir: the Multan Tourist considers The Saucy Clucker before upgrading to The Traditional. JonathanDark takes $17, plus a $3 tip. JonathanDark then pays $5 to Eternalservererror.
- Grill Noir gets a referral from (JonathanDark’s) Pokes’ Rice and Beans: the Art Broker considers the Faux Meat Bowl there, but doubles back to where they started to get The Farmhouse, before changing their mind again and getting The Traditional. JonathanDark takes $17, plus a $3 tip.
- The Good Food gets a referral from Clucky’s Chicken Hut Of Chicken: the Historian throws back a We Are Legally Required To Offer Three Dishes. Vovix takes $20 and an $8 tip. Vovix then pays $7 to Clucky.
- Clucky’s Chicken Hut Of Chicken gets a referral from The Good Food: a mysterious Doppelganger of the Historian considers a Clucky Royale With Cheese but goes for the Cheese Stuffed Poultry from Grill Noir instead. Eternalservererror takes $9, plus a $3 tip, plus $3 for a drink.
- Melody’s Dine and Wine gets a referral from (Probably) Very Nice Food: the Carnie is tempted by the Chicken Wrap with White Wine but opts for a Chicken in a Blanket from Grill Noir instead. Eternalservererror takes $9, plus a $3 tip, plus $3 for a drink.
- (Probably) Very Nice Food gets a referral from Melody’s Dine and Wine: the Italian Tourist is a little confused by the Don’t Be Chicken and goes to get a cheaper Steve’s Lava Chicken from Grill Noir. Eternalservererror takes $9, plus a $3 tip, plus $3 for a drink.
- Finest Grill gets a referral from Shish-Kababa: the Lawyer inspects the Falafel Wrap and is upsold to a Mixed Grill. Applebane takes $10 plus $3 in tips, and $3 for drinks. Applebane then pays $4 to Trapdoorspyder.
- Shish-Kababa gets a referral from Finest Grill: the Shadowy Figure orders a Falafel Wrap and seems unfazed by the lack of falafel in it. Trapdoorspyder takes $20 and a $3 tip. Trapdoorspyder then pays $5 to Applebane.
Menus
Finest Grill (Applebane) Chicken Shawarma Wrap - Chicken, Sauce, Wrap - $9 Falafel Wrap - Falafel, Sauce, Wrap - $8 Halloumi Wrap - Cheese, Sauce, Wrap - $8 Mixed Grill* - Falafel, Chicken, Cheese - $10 * Signature dish
The Constellation (arthexis) Lamb Pita* - Lamb, Wrap, Salad - $20 Unsigned Orion’s Lamb - Lamb - $17 Extra Lamb Sauce - Lamb, Sauce - $19 * Signature dish
Melody's Dine and Wine (Chiiika)
Chicken Stew with White Wine
CHICKEN $10
Chicken Wrap with White Wine
CHICKEN, WRAP $10
Cheesed Chicken
CHICKEN, CHEESE $10
Clucky's Chicken Hut Of Chicken (Clucky) Oyster Trap*: Beef, lamb and Cheese ($10) HOUSE OF CLUCKY (chicken): $15 CLUCKY GOES TO THE GYM (chicken and beef): $15 CULT OF THE CLUCKY (chicken and lamb): $15 CLUCKY ROYALE WITH CHEESE (chicken and cheese): $15 * Signature dish
Bat Snacks (Darknight) The Dark Knight Wrap* – $16 1. Nightwing’s Flame Wrap – $12 Beef, Wrap, Cheese 2. Oracle’s Power Salad – $9 Chicken, Salad, Sauce 3. Scarecrow’s Fear Falafel – $7 Falafel, Wrap, Sauce 4. Robin’s Rally Plate – $14 Lamb, Beef, Chicken 5. Batgirl’s Street Bite – $10 Beef, Wrap, Salad 6. Killer Croc Crunch – $13 Chicken, Oyster, Sauce
Pokes' Rice and Beans (DoomedIdeas)
Beans - Lamb, Salad, and Sauce - 20
Rice - Chicken, Salad, and Sauce - 20
Beans and Rice - Lamb, Chicken, and Sauce - 20
Grill Noir (eternalservererror) Faux Meat Bowl (PETA approved)* CHICKEN, LAMB, SAUCE $20 Steve’s Lava Chicken CHICKEN $9 Chicken in a Blanket CHICKEN, WRAP $9 Cheese Stuffed Poultry CHICKEN, CHEESE $9 Chicken Salad CHICKEN, SALAD $9 Buttered Chicken CHICKEN, SAUCE $9 Just Chicken and Falafel CHICKEN, FALAFEL $9 *Signature dish
Pokes' Rice and Beans (JonathanDark) The Traditional*: Lamb, Salad, Sauce - $17 The Saucy Clucker: Chicken, Salad, Sauce - $14 The Farmhouse: Lamb, Chicken, Sauce - $14 * Signature dish
(Probably) Very Nice Food (Lawnomos)
ChickenBurger - CHICKEN SALAD SAUCE - $9
Pure Chicken - CHICKEN SAUCE - $13
Vegetarian Chicken - SALAD SAUCE - $13
Don’t be Chicken - CHICKEN - $13
Diet Chicken - SALAD - $13
Shish-Kababa (Trapdoorspyder) Chicken Wrap: Chicken, Wrap, Sauce, $20 Falafel Wrap: Chicken, Wrap, Cheese, $20 Falafel Chicken Wrap*: Falafel, Chicken, Wrap, $10 Fancy Chicken: Chicken, Sauce, Cheese, $20 Fancy Falafel: Falafel, Sauce, Cheese $20 * Signature dish
The Good Food (Vovix)
Chicken Falafel Wrap
(Falafel, Chicken, Wrap) - $20
We Are Legally Required To Offer Three Dishes
(Oyster, Falafel, Chicken) - $20
Really, Get the Falafel Wrap Instead
(Oyster, Chicken, Wrap) - $20
Kevan: Yard he/him
Correction: the Cosplay Vampire should have switched from Beans at one of the Pokes Rice and Beans trucks to The Farmhouse (then upgrading to the Traditional) at the other Pokes Rice and Beans truck.
So DoomedIdeas is down $20 and JonathanDark up $20. This doesn’t change the Performance outcomes.