Ascension Address: The Pie in the Sky Keeps On Turning
Simple Simon met a Pie Man, going to the fair
Said Sir Simon, to the Pie Man, “What have you got there?”
Said the Pie Man, “I’ve got pies, man! Don’t they smell so nice?”
“Indeed” said Simon, “Now Mister Pie Man, may I try a slice?”
So the Pie Man, served Sir Simon, a slice of Banana Creame
“Wow” said Simon, “You’re quite the Pie Man, it’s like a tasty dream”
“Say” said Simon, to the Pie Man, “Will you work with me?”
“You see, I’m Simon, and I want you—Pie Man, in my bakery”
And so the Pie Man, worked with Simon, baking delicious treats
And Simon’s profits tripled that quarter due to his investment
Repeal all dynastic rules. Replace “Demon” with “Simon” and “Farmer” with “Baker” throughout the ruleset
A bunch of the past dynasties have laid out a fairly rigid gameplay structures at the start. Going to try and avoid that here and just lay down a very loose “pies/bakery” theme and see where this thing takes us. Rhyming proposals and random twists to the theme are both highly encouraged.
