The village hall is still awaiting votes from Bucky, Chivalrybean, Rodney, Scaramouche, Tesla4D and Zaratustra on the vexed issue of the night watchman’s powers and duties, and this indecision is holding up the daily running of the village. By dawn the votes will be tallied regardless, but this apparently wilful ignorance of the most pressing issues in the village reflects badly on our community.

With our first lynching already in the queue, and our poor silversmith unsure of his fate, all villagers are encouraged to vote for all motions put forward at the town hall, as early as they possibly can.

Don’t forget that it’s perfectly legal to vote at night - just watch your step on your way back home.

Thank you.