Saturday, August 06, 2022

Story Post: Announcement #20

Two children look up from exchanging collectable cards of their favourite Bots and Operators. One is holding the shiny foil Brendan card; that child is in the middle of negotiating a trade for the classmate’s extra-deluxe Maldor card.

As they sit, two adult figures appear over their shoulders. The children look up; it’s Brendan and Maldor themselves! “WOAH!” say the kids as the two heroic operators look down at them.

At the bottom of the screen appears the legend: COLLECT THEM ALL! All of the League’s biggest stars, for you to keep and collect in your Office BlogBots League Collectable Card Binder! Available from all good newsagents!

Then a close-shot of a smiling Brendan - “And if you want to get your card signed by me - come to Arena Hall G tomorrow at noon before the big Bout!”

Cut to Maldor - “That’s right, I’ll be there taking on Dark Lord, and the bumpers will be up! Don’t miss it!”

A plain title card, saying: BLOGBOTS CARDS ARE OFFICIAL SPONSORS OF THE ULTIMATE BLOGBOTS LEAGUE. TM AND ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Comments

Brendan: he/him

07-08-2022 02:31:03 UTC

The Dark Lord is for the children.

Maldor: he/him

07-08-2022 17:08:19 UTC

Is it weird to anyone that josh could feasibly say anything as us in these story posts and you just have to roll with it?

Good post none the less :)

Josh: Observer he/they

07-08-2022 17:19:44 UTC

Could be and has been!