Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Story Post: Bout #9: Annoy-o-Tron vs CrowBot2000 [Trapdoorspyder vs Raven1207]

The Arena Hall is packed to capacity for the match between Annoy-o-Tron and CrowBot2000, as the fans curiously line up to see the newcomer in action.

To the left of the arena, in position #4, is the familiar domed body of Annoy-o-Tron - its pilot, Trapdoorspyder, poised and ready in the control booth.

To the right, CrowBot2000, its hydraulic ram just peaking out from its confusing mass of camouflaging feathers. In the control booth, Raven1207 appears to be frantically searching for something.

Then the siren blasts - this bout is on!

Annoy-o-Tron leaps out of the gates, moving to a tactical position in square 10 - but CrowBot2000 isn’t moving? What is this? Oh, no - it looks like Operator Raven1207 has somehow lost his control pad! He’s turning over the control booth frantically and signalling at the judges to halt the match, but that’s not how it goes in BlogBots - once the match is on, it’s on! Trapdoorspyder spots the furore and takes immediate advantage - moving forward to position 14, he proceeds to direct Annoy-o-Tron to brutalise the CrowBot with its axe - huge mighty chops raining down on the CrowBot and all its pilot can do is watch. The crowd are going wild but this act of brutality is over in minutes - in four mighty blows the Annoy-o-Tron has cleaved through CrowBot’s chassis and exposed the engine within.

With CrowBot trashed, Annoy-o-Tron takes a parade of the arena floor, taking in the adulation of the fans, while the jumbotron broadcasts the result - ANNOY-O-TRON WINS BY TKO!

Raven1207 did not submit a script for this Bout.

The viewership for this Bout was: 7 to Annoy-o-Tron, 1 to CrowBot2000

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