Monday, July 14, 2025

Story Post: Drunks Aren’t Remembered Kindly for Eating Nearly Every Doughnut

Adminned at 16 Jul 2025 17:55:50 UTC

Behave yourself when drinking. You might not remember everything that you do but others will.

posted by JonathanDark at 14 Jul 2025 14:37:00 UTC Comments (12)

Comments

Darknight: he/him

14-07-2025 14:42:02 UTC

Score 4, they definitely would not if they did that. I want my doughnut after all

Josh: he/they

14-07-2025 14:52:20 UTC

Score 2. I went to university with a guy called Kev who went on a bender, came back to the dorms, smashed 11 from a 12-box of krispy kremes, then passed out in the kitchen. Kev was a legend. I remember him very fondly.

Bucky:

14-07-2025 17:10:28 UTC

Score 4 This is a bit awkward but meaningful and using natural vocabulary.

aria: she/they

15-07-2025 01:45:30 UTC

Score 4. I imagine this is quite accurate.

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

15-07-2025 04:23:58 UTC

Score 4 - despite Josh’s evidence to the contrary this quote is really good

Kevan: Yard he/him

15-07-2025 06:15:24 UTC

Score 4. It maybe being okay to eat “nearly” all of something certainly has a drunken logic to it.

Clucky: he/him

15-07-2025 15:32:55 UTC

Score 3 for Kev

Chiiika: she/her

15-07-2025 15:56:22 UTC

Score 3 for kev

DeactivatedUser4498:

15-07-2025 18:57:20 UTC

Score 5 interesting saying

JonathanDark: he/him

15-07-2025 21:37:34 UTC

I completely agree with this, whether the drunk in question is Kev or anyone else. Score 4.

JonathanDark: he/him

15-07-2025 21:39:21 UTC

This Backronym is now closed.

None of the words in the title of this Backronym included all the letters of any of the Buzzwords.

Clucky gained 4 Points from the median Score.

JonathanDark: he/him

16-07-2025 17:55:19 UTC

This Backronym is now closed.

None of the words in the title of this Backronym included all the letters of any of the Buzzwords.

Clucky gained 4 Points from the median Score.