From the Wire
- Negative Sport event in United States: Lance Armstrong stripped of seven Tour de France titles.
- Positive Celebrity event in Germany: Heidi Klum to host MTV Europe Awards.
- Negative Government event in Japan: Justice minister quits over connections to organised crime.
- Neutral Royalty event in Russia: Celebration plans continue for the Romanov Dynasty anniversary.
Clucky: Puzzle Master he/him
Neutral Royalty event in Russia: Romanov debauchery plans continue despite growing protests from the people!