Since this dynasty is developing a Nethack theme, we should give anyone not familliar with it some kind of background.
To kick this off, some methods of death may seem dumb. However, a few stand out because of the sheer degree of stupidity they imply. Some examples:
1)“Zapped himself with a spell”
2)“Killed by a scroll of genocide”
and my personal favorite:
3)“Killed by kicking a wall”
And my personal favorite until I get that intrinsic:
“You fall in a pit. The spikes are posioned. The poison is deadly.”
Hmm…
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“Posioned by a rotted newt corpse”
“Caught herself in her own magical blast”
AG:I was referring to the tombstone inscriptions. Also good is killing yourself by throwing something at the ceiling (Killed by a Falling Object).
I did this one today:
There is a chickatrice corpse here; eat it?y
Thise chickatrice corpse tastes terrible!
You turn to stone.
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Hix:
Don’t forget such incredible lapses in judgment as “Eating Death’s corpse” or “Teleporting to Dungeon level negative one, and falling to death”