Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Ascension Address: Soccer

Hi. I’m your Coach. Call me Coach, or else…

The ambiguous soccer tournament is coming up and you boys are in no condition to win a game, let alone the Championship. Here’s the way it’s going to work around here from now on; toes on the line with shirts tucked in at 2:25, blah blah…

I guess what I’ve got to say is this: I’m a winner, and their aint no room on this team for losers. I hope for your sake that there’s room on this team for YOU.

Change Seller/Sellers to Player/Players. Change Broker to Coach. Repeal all Dynastic rules.

Woo-hoo! Goals and stuff!


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