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At 3:17, the 23rd of October, an individual was seen to be wheeling an unusually large rubber ducky out of a backyard at which a party was taking place. Upon reaching a house two doors down from the location of the party, that same individual stopped in front of that house, and then walked up to the front door, and retrieved a package. They then went back down to the street, walked another house down, and wheeled the rubber ducky inside.
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Police Chief’s notes: The individual was later found to be Madrid, and the package determined to contain 30 medals. The incredible fact that they were able to steal a ginormous, six foot tall, neon yellow rubber ducky from an active party in broad daylight is only explained by the fact that every people actually attending the party were distracted by several individuals leaping head first into the pool, apparently complete with several platters of food and one guitar. No explanation has been found for either of those two actions. Due to the minor consequences of this event and the fact that I really don’t want to know what’s going on here, I have decided not to investigate further.