Monday, April 11, 2011

Ascension Address: A tour of the Bureaucratic Meadow

Welcome, Mister Wolfson! I am the Tourism Facilitation Supervisor, and it looks like it’s my job to show you around the Bureaucratic Meadow. I hope you like your stay.

Feel free to take a look around. Our biggest attraction is our amazing political system. You wouldn’t imagine that sheep could be as organised as we are! That’s the Default Sanitiser, whose job it is to make sure everything gets set up correctly to start with. That’s the Statistisheep, who keeps track of everyone’s opinions. And, oh, I’d better go; Mr. Alarm Clock is telling me that I have someone else to meet.

Just before I go, a quick reminder: please don’t eat anyone. The Sheep Counter bullied me into telling you that, as we wouldn’t want him to lose his job due to the sheep count going down.

(Repeal all dynastic rules. Change Player to Sheep and Chairman to Chairsheep.)


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