Az gaa ganh zaa, grazz, zah hanzaang Hagzhabzhanz am ghag hagbanzd ham zaa zaanz ah brazarbazhan. Zaa mamma am brang bag ba ha hagzbagabzhan da zaa Barrah ah zaa Gangz razg hrr. Az gan ahz ha brabarazhan ah granh-ab rabbangz ga brah ah banagaha agaanzg bazan.
Hrrrrrhhhg.
Tucks into some intense study. (And is super glad he brought an extra pair of gloves and that leather apron!)
I feel an intense wave of 100 percent raw, undiluted Study wash over me.
*takes out notebooks and a dictionnary*
Az gan ahz ha brabarazhan? Oh, right, that. Ok…
Now, did he say “brabarazhan ah granh-ab” or “brabazarhan ab granh-ah”? Damn, where did I put that post-it… Maybe it’s this vial?
*potion fizzles*
Hmm… That doesn’t look good. Although it’s probably par for the course, come to think of it.
*potion fizzles some more, light smoke appears*
Uhhh… *searches notes frantically*
I enter the classroom and shambles to my desk, lurching violently one way or another. My lack of coordination DISRUPTS the class’s studying. I also lose a few fingers on my way to my desk.
When I get to my desk, I notice my fingers are missing, and a slowly shamble around the classroom to find them. When I find my missing finger, I promptly eat them, only to have them unknowingly fall out a hole in my side. I only notice later that they fall out, and continue this absurd behavior of retrieving my fingers for the entire duration of the class.
I study, puzzling over the words being said. Perhaps I should try ROT13?
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Klisz:
I study.