BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

Turn “Danger!” into a sub-rule to rule “Shake your bones”, then move the rule “Shake your bones” to the top of the Ruleset.

Create a new rule called “You need to be THIS tall to read this Ruleset” and place it at the beginning of the Ruleset.

Citizens are encouraged to follow these guidelines when creating or modifying rules in the BLO ruleset. Those who don’t follow them will be made fun of.

* Every rule’s text shall contain anywhere from one to three hundred puns.
* The relation between a rule’s name and its contents must be as obscure as possible.
* Random is good. Nonsense is a little Penguin.
* Rules should be self-explanatory, even if the explanation is absurd.

Rename rule “Shake your bones” to “You should have taken more Calcium”
Rename sub-rule “Danger!” to “This sub-rule will hurt you”
Rename rule “Wheeeeee!” to “The rule formerly known as Wheeeeee!”