BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

Create a new rule called “I cannot believe its not AAAAAGGGHHHH!!”:

This rule exists with the sole purpose of serving as target practice for smashing the ruleset, and citizens who fail to realize it should take special care when eating with metal spoons. If a Citizen attempts to smash a sentence contained in this rule and fails, that Citizen may attempt to smash a different sentence immediately, ignoring the once per week limit.

* Koalas are cute, as long as they have exactly four broken bones and their name is Joe.
* As a daily action a Monkey may fix the wardrobe.
* Mount Rushmore can only be climbed gracefully if the Ragdoll attempting it has eight or more broken nachos.
* Giraffes cannot row the boat if there is four or less Citizens altogether.
* If the word aluminium appears twice in this sentence, any Citizen can cook salmon.

If this proposal is ennacted with a Quorum of OVERWHELMING votes, change every instance of the word “weekly” to “daily” in rule “Smash it to pieces”.

Putting a twist on the space girder.