Thursday, July 14, 2022

Story Post: Bout #3: Sunrise vs Credit Score: F [Jumble vs lendunistus]

Appearing from under the Proscenium Arch - it’s Sunrise, taking its position in square 4, under the careful eye of its operator, Jumble.

And here now, released from the hellhound cages, is Credit Score: F, which appears to be being carried onto the pitch by its owner lendunistus - it is currently unclear whether or not it has wheels.

The siren blasts for the start of the bout! And once again, we have a bot that simply fails to start - Credit Score: F sits impotently, and its operator appears to be playing Angry Birds rather than carrying out any remedial action at all.

Sunrise moves cautiously forward - on turn 1 it moves forward to position 5, then on turn 3 to 6, then on 5 to 7, on turn 7 to position 8, and on turn 9 to position 9. It’s almost like it’s scared that Credit Rating: F is setting a trap!

SUDDEN DEATH starts, the crowd roaring with excitement at this undeniably boring bout. In turn 11, square 1 explodes and Sunrise moves to position 10. On turn 12, square 19 explodes. On turn 13, Sunrise moves to position 11 and square 2 explodes. On… I’ll spare you the blow by blow; Sunrise does not make to to Credit Score: F before Credit Score: F explodes.

SUNRISE WINS BY TKO!

The viewership scores for this bout at 6 for Sunrise and 2 for TKO.

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