Story Post: Case 36: State of Connecticut v. James
The courtroom is filled to the brim with prosecutors in this Burglary case. James Chamberlain is charged with illegal entry into the offices of Smith Group, a local real estate company, with the intent to snoop on details of their properties.
Zaphod:
Your honor, look at James’ face. That beautiful, beautiful face. Is that the face of someone with questionable morals? Perhaps. He is immorally handsome. Is it the face of someone who would commit burglary? Frankly, it’s hard to tell with the ski mask. But is this the face of someone who deserves a guilty verdict? To that, I say no, and to any who claim otherwise, I say “How dare you!”