Tuesday, July 01, 2025

Story Post: Raccoon Urine Sample Tester

The job of a raccoon urine sample tester is an important once, as it helps local governments keep track of the rate of disease in their cities. Normally, raccoons are harmless but if the RUST finds a high level of rabies or other diseases in the urine samples, they know countermeasures will need to be deployed.

posted by Clucky at 01 Jul 2025 19:24:00 UTC Comments (7)

Comments

Bucky:

01-07-2025 19:57:47 UTC

Score 4

Sensible if overly specialized.

Clucky: he/him

01-07-2025 19:59:38 UTC

you’d think its overly specialized until you see how many raccoons are in this city

Bucky:

01-07-2025 20:02:41 UTC

But what about the opossum urine? Is that someone else’s job?

Raven1207: he/they

02-07-2025 00:11:16 UTC

Score 2

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

02-07-2025 00:29:41 UTC

Score 1 - this seems incredibly niche as a job and I don’t think anyone would ever have reason to institute a job that does this and only this

Darknight: he/him

02-07-2025 01:43:40 UTC

Score 2

Josh: he/they

02-07-2025 07:19:41 UTC

Score 5. The spread of diseases through the urban mammal population is a hugely important bellwether of future pandemics.

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