Tuesday, July 01, 2025

Story Post: Reptile Undertaker and Salamander Thanatologist

Adminned at 03 Jul 2025 14:00:11 UTC

My deepest condolences for the loss of your beloved lizard, sir.

posted by Josh at 01 Jul 2025 14:26:00 UTC Comments (12)

Comments

Clucky: he/him

01-07-2025 19:29:51 UTC

Score 3 why do they only study the dead salamanders?

Josh: he/they

01-07-2025 19:42:38 UTC

Easier and more ethical to dissect them when they’re already dead.

Bucky:

01-07-2025 19:54:02 UTC

Score 3

Does not perform salamander burials and there’s no good local amphibian undertaker.

Clucky: he/him

01-07-2025 20:00:31 UTC

I meant why do they only study the dead *salamanders* not why do they only study the *dead* salamanders

Josh: he/they

01-07-2025 20:07:25 UTC

I mean if they were paid to study other amphibians then they probably would, but in this economy? Remember: anything you do that isn’t in your job description is just a donation you’re making to your boss’ retirement fund.

DeactivatedUser4498:

02-07-2025 00:08:50 UTC

Score 3

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

02-07-2025 00:28:25 UTC

Seems like an average score 3 to me

Darknight: he/him

02-07-2025 01:42:58 UTC

Score 3

DoomedIdeas: he/him

02-07-2025 16:58:17 UTC

Score 3.

JonathanDark: he/him

02-07-2025 17:33:44 UTC

I like this one. Score 4.

Kevan: Yard he/him

03-07-2025 08:18:37 UTC

Score 1. Even with the thanatology side hustle, this seems too niche to be a viable profession.

JonathanDark: he/him

03-07-2025 13:59:36 UTC

This Backronym is now closed.

None of the words in the title of this Backronym included all the letters of any of the Buzzwords.

Josh gained 3 Points from the median Score.