Monday, May 02, 2016

Demand: Concession Stand

Ticket sales aren’t going to be enough, people! We have to harness synergy and exploit our brands in ice cream form. Character-head bars, sweepstakes on the wrappers, and exorbitant prices to pay for our eco-green refrigeration equipment. Who can make this happen?


Kevan: Oracle he/him

02-05-2016 18:32:06 UTC

The West Zone is just the place for this. The fake heat haze and ambient desert audio can easily be cranked up on approaches to the stands, to make visitors feel like an ice-cream is just what they need. We’ll have to adapt some of the basic animatronic serving staff, but it shouldn’t be too costly: I bid 2700.

Clucky: he/him

02-05-2016 22:04:59 UTC

I bid 2699. I’m also off to write a proposal to make bidding better.


02-05-2016 23:03:11 UTC

I bid 2698.  I have a feeling that this won’t finish until bids are better.  But a concession stand would fit much better in the Thing Zone.


03-05-2016 00:38:27 UTC

The Children love Aliens, UFOs,and all things OUTER SPACE. The Alien zone is the perfect place for this. I bid 2000.

Kevan: Oracle he/him

03-05-2016 10:13:40 UTC

Okay, I guess we can replace the animatronics with human staff. It’s probably safer anyway. I bid 950.


03-05-2016 14:10:22 UTC

Who said you have to pay your staff anyways? Not me, that’s for sure. I bid 900.


03-05-2016 19:56:03 UTC

I don’t know, ice cream certainly sounds like a thing. I bid 875.

Kevan: Oracle he/him

03-05-2016 22:05:20 UTC

Maybe we could just stock vanilla. I bid 850.


04-05-2016 14:14:22 UTC

I refuse to be shown up by some dry, overly hot, and downright uncomfortable zone. I bid 750.

Kevan: Oracle he/him

07-05-2016 17:13:24 UTC

Closing this one at 750. Make mine a raspberry ripple.