Thursday, July 24, 2025

Proposal: If You Cook It, They Will Come

Reached quorum 8 votes to 1. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 25 Jul 2025 16:38:13 UTC

Add a new rule named “Customers” with the following text:

There is a publicly tracked list named Customers which defaults to an empty list, and where each entry is a Customer. A Customer consists of the following values:
;Name: A flavor text string that uniquely identifies this Customer among all others, defaulting to a string privately generated by the Yard using any method of the Yard’s choosing.

Whenever the Customers is empty, at their earliest convenience, the Yard should add a Customer to Customers and repeat this action until there are 10 entries.

posted by JonathanDark at 24 Jul 2025 16:15:00 UTC Comments (11)

Comments

eternalservererror:

24-07-2025 16:42:06 UTC

for

aria: she/they

24-07-2025 17:09:44 UTC

for This has a bunch of fun avenues for expansion.

Chiiika: she/her

24-07-2025 17:16:26 UTC

for

Kevan: Yard he/him

24-07-2025 17:54:49 UTC

imperial

Darknight: he/him

24-07-2025 20:06:43 UTC

for

DoomedIdeas: he/him

24-07-2025 21:15:43 UTC

for

Vovix: he/him

24-07-2025 22:44:10 UTC

for

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

25-07-2025 02:34:21 UTC

for

Josh: he/they

25-07-2025 06:58:38 UTC

against The food truck business isn’t bespoke; we should be dealing with hordes, not individuals.


(The axes of secret information in this dynasty have the potential to be more boring and frustrating than fun.)

eternalservererror:

25-07-2025 15:16:07 UTC

The food truck business isn’t bespoke; we should be dealing with hordes, not individuals.

I can agree with that premise. Though I’m too invested in Customers with my proposals now and like the idea of “bidding” for their “votes” with food.

Kevan: Yard he/him

25-07-2025 16:37:05 UTC

This rule is still fairly neutral on whether I’m expected to give names like “Joe Smith” or “Exhausted Tourist”, so more ruleset guidance would be welcome. I might go with the latter for now.