Robbery in progress
Seditious Oligarchs RaichuKFM and Clucky appear to be orchestrating a raid of the First National Bank’s considerable funds, having forged the paperwork required to arrest my personal assistant who was guarding the vault. I would suggest that any loyalists send their flunkies along to the police station to put both perpetrators under house arrest as soon as possible, and ensure that we have a loyal flunky in the Bank.
Purplebeard:
Vive la résistance!