Proposal: Sleep with the Mermaids
Fails 3-6. - Qwazukee
Adminned at 16 Jul 2009 22:28:02 UTC
Create a new rule, “Good Memories”:
As a weekly action, a Tourist (known as a Sociopath) who is on a Boat may attempt to drown another Tourist (known as the Victim) who is on a Boat as well. To do it, the Sociopath Tourist rolls DICEX, where X is the number of Shine Sprites e owns, multiplied by the Money e has. If the result of the roll is equal to or greater than 100, the Victim is drowned. The drowning causes the Victim to lose enough oxygen to receive a severe amount of trauma that wipes off the happy memories of their vacation prior to the drowning, resulting in a loss of Tourism points equal to their Stress at the Time of the drowning.
After the Sociopath Tourist performs this action, all Shine Sprites owned by that Tourist are transfered to Wilson.
Girl: Yeah, well, I’m really sorry about what happened the other night…
Boy: Uh, what happened the other night?
Girl: Ah! It worked! Well, never mind then.
Boy: What?!
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