Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Proposal: Sleep with the Mermaids

Fails 3-6. - Qwazukee

Adminned at 16 Jul 2009 22:28:02 UTC

Create a new rule, “Good Memories”:

As a weekly action, a Tourist (known as a Sociopath) who is on a Boat may attempt to drown another Tourist (known as the Victim) who is on a Boat as well. To do it, the Sociopath Tourist rolls DICEX, where X is the number of Shine Sprites e owns, multiplied by the Money e has. If the result of the roll is equal to or greater than 100, the Victim is drowned. The drowning causes the Victim to lose enough oxygen to receive a severe amount of trauma that wipes off the happy memories of their vacation prior to the drowning, resulting in a loss of Tourism points equal to their Stress at the Time of the drowning.

After the Sociopath Tourist performs this action, all Shine Sprites owned by that Tourist are transfered to Wilson.

Girl: Yeah, well, I’m really sorry about what happened the other night…
Boy: Uh, what happened the other night?
Girl: Ah! It worked! Well, never mind then.
Boy: What?!

Comments

Euler:

07-14-2009 04:19:49 UTC

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Qwazukee:

07-14-2009 05:04:46 UTC

against You are awfully violent this Dynasty, arth.

Rodlen:

07-14-2009 06:56:48 UTC

imperial

Shem:

07-14-2009 15:54:18 UTC

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I love the violence, but since Money is not an integer, X could come to a non-integer value, which I assume would be invalid for a DICE roll.

ais523:

07-14-2009 17:10:14 UTC

Well, you could type DICE4.5 into the GNDT; it just might not give you the result you want.

Darknight: HE/HIM

07-15-2009 01:17:16 UTC

imperial

MacMed:

07-15-2009 02:35:02 UTC

imperial  arrow

Amnistar:

07-15-2009 02:48:29 UTC

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Ienpw III:

07-15-2009 10:08:16 UTC

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