Proposal: The moon is only mostly cheese
Reaches Quorum (11-1)
Enacted by Hix
Adminned at 27 Nov 2006 18:56:55 UTC
Create a Rule titled “The Moon” with the following text, or if the Rule already exists, replace its text with the following and add the text “If any student’s name is on the lost list solely as a result of voting for the Proposal “The moon is only mostly cheese”, any student may remove that name from the list. If no students are lost solely for this reason, this sentence and the preceding one are removed from the ruleset.” to the end of subrule 2.10.1.
Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese. A student who claims that the moon is made of anything other than cheese, or one who denies that the moon is made of cheese, is immediately added to the Lost List.
If at any time, the Moon and the Sun are in Conjunction to each other, and they remain so for 72 hours, the Sun is said to have melted the moon. Melted cheese rains down upon the Earth, and the moon’s terrible core is revealed, causing every student to lose 10 sanity. All references in the ruleset, on the zodiac wiki, and in pending proposals to “the moon” are changed to “the moon’s terrible core”, and any student whose name is on the lost list solely for suggesting the moon was not made of cheese suddenly find themselves vindicated, gain 5 sanity, and are removed from the list. This rule is then removed from the ruleset.
Bucky:
Why does this Rule remove itself from the Ruleset? If it didn’t, we could find out about the moon’s terrible core’s terrible core.