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The Food Safety Inspector consults her clipboard and strides up to The Constellation, ordering a Falafel Wrap. She considers the signature dish Lamb Pita, which is 33% more expensive, but sticks with the choice on the paperwork. Arthexis takes $6.

The Delivery Driver walks briskly to Melody’s Dine and Wine, exchanges some details and picks up a heavy paper bag containing a Chicken Wrap served with Pinot Noir, to be delivered uptown. Chiiika takes $19.

The Goth waits patiently at Aria’s Aromatics for some Bacon Not-chos. There’s a similar dish on offer at Bat Snacks, but it’s more expensive, and they’d feel too self-conscious about eating somewhere bat-themed. Aria takes $10.

The Construction Worker stops at Pokes’ Chris Stake Truck after his shift, and orders a simple but hearty falafel Stake for the journey home. Clucky takes $7.

The Placard Protestor sets down their signboard to choose something from the menu at Shish-Kababa. They initially consider the expertly-cooked Pork Wrap, but are upsold to the signature dish Pork Chicken Wrap, which is only 25% more. Trapdoorspyder takes $20.

The Graffiti Artist eyes up Bat Snacks and considers their Joker’s Smiling Swine, but when a goth walks past picking at a carton of Bacon Not-chos, they realise they can get the same thing elsewhere a little cheaper. Aria takes $10.

The Dog Walker stops at Pokes’ Rice and Beans for some EternalServer oysters. With only four oyster dishes among the 44 options at the yard tonight, they’re a particularly fine batch. The dog doesn’t get any. DoomedIdeas takes $20 and a $5 tip.

The Geocacher clicks a small magnetic box back onto a streetlight next to The Good Food, and, feeling that it would be polite to buy something, orders a Grilled Cheese. Vovix takes $19.

The Balloon Seller heads to Pokes’ Rice and Beans for something they can eat with one hand that’s not too messy. They order a plain That’s A Wrap, and JonathanDark takes $19.

The Pickpocket skulks around Grill Noir, aware that ordering the elaborate Half Shell Salad will give them time to pace up and down near the other customers. They’re having a good night and feeling generous, given how good these oysters are and that it’s happy hour here. Eternalservererror takes $19 and a $5 tip.

The Scooter Kid rolls to a halt at Pokes’ Bite Me to pick up the French Onion Soup that their friend wanted. But wait, did they mean the Jasmine Rice at Pokes’ Rice and Beans? It’s certainly cheaper. DoomedIdeas takes $17.

The Religious Leafletter stops at Edible Things to pick up Tomorrow’s Leftovers and to talk about how our lives are as much defined by the negative space of our decisions, as their tangible outcomes. Desertfrog takes $19.

The Tech Bro asks Ye Olde Lemon for a Cure for Hiccups, his AI assistant having told him that he could find one here. There’s a similar dish a few trucks down, but it’s more expensive and it’s not what the algorithm said. Nolemeldo takes $19.

The Window Cleaner heads to the Finest Grill for a Chicken Shawarma Wrap, and offers some tips on serving hatch maintenance. Applebane takes $5.

Menus

Finest Grill (Applebane)

Lamb Shawarma Wrap - Lamb, Salad, Wrap - $6
Chicken Shawarma Wrap - Chicken, Salad, Wrap - $5
Falafel Wrap - Falafel, Salad, Wrap - $4
Halloumi Wrap - Cheese, Salad, Wrap - $4
Mixed Grill - Lamb, Chicken, Cheese - $8

Aria's Aromatics (Aria)

Oyster Salad / Oyster, Salad, Sauce ($18)
Bacon Not-chos / Pork, Cheese, Sauce ($10)
the N.O.R.M.A.L.™ / Pork, Wrap, Sauce ($7)
I'm Doing This For TikTok / Cheese, Sauce ($20)

The Constellation (arthexis)

| Dish Name             | Ingredients            | Price |
| --------------------- | ---------------------- | ----- |
| Falafel Wrap          | Falafel, Wrap, Sauce   | $6   |
| Lamb Pita*            | Lamb, Wrap, Salad      | $8   |
| Chicken Mezze Platter | Chicken, Salad, Cheese | $7   |
| Beef Souvlaki         | Beef, Sauce, Cheese    | $7   |
| Vegetarian Mezze      | Falafel, Salad, Cheese | $5   |

* Signature dish

Melody's Dine and Wine (Chiiika)

Chicken Wrap served with Pinot Noir: Chicken, Wrap, Cheese; $19

Pokes' Chris Stake Truck (Clucky)

Stake: Falafel ($7)
Staych: Falafel and Cheese ($9)
Staque: Falafel and Sauce ($9)
Stehkk: Falafel and Sauce and Cheese ($12)

Bat Snacks (Darknight)

Dark Knight Bite: beef, wrap, cheese $12
Batwing Salad: chicken, cheese, salad $6
The Gotham: lamb, sauce, salad $8
Riddle Roll: falafel, wrap, cheese $8
Joker’s Smiling Swine: pork, sauce, cheese $13

Edible Things (Desertfrog)

Yesterday's leftovers — Lamb, Beef — $14
Tomorrow's leftovers — Lamb, Beef — $19

Pokes' Rice and Beans (DoomedIdeas)

Jasmine Rice - Cheese and Sauce - 17
Pinto Beans - Falafel and Wrap - 17
Beans and Rice - Falafel and Salad - 17
EternalServer - Oyster - 20
ErrorBait - Oyster - 20

Grill Noir (eternalservererror)

Half Shell Salad - Oyster, Cheese, Salad $20

Happy Hour: -$1

Pokes' Rice and Beans (JonathanDark)

That's A Wrap: Wrap - $18

Pokes' Bite Me (Josh)

The Slop Bucket: Sauce - $20
The Wet Mess: Lamb, Sauce - $20
Baa Baa Wet Sheep: Lamb, Cheese, Sauce - $20
French Onion Soup: Cheese, Sauce - $20

Ye Olde Lemon (Nolemeldo)

Cure for hiccups: sauce 19$

Shish-Kababa (Trapdoorspyder)

Pork Wrap: Pork, Wrap, $16
Chicken Wrap: Chicken, Wrap, $16
Pork Chicken Wrap*: Pork, Chicken, Wrap, $20
Just the Chicken: Chicken, $16
Just the Pork: Pork, $16

* Signature dish

The Good Food (Vovix)

Grilled Cheese (Wrap, Cheese) - $19