Unbridled Evil lesson: Basic Collage with Lord Marvolo
BARHAH!
Good, good to see you again class. Today we will be exploring the fine and delicate art of collage, which is to create art by assembling a new whole with defunct aspects of previous objects. Great examples of collage through the ages include Kurt Schwitters’ Das Undbild, Matisse’s Blue Nude II, any album by Girl Talk and, of course, Frankenstein’s monster.
You will notice that we have reclaimed a pile of animal livers from No-Face’s class and some unicorn offal from Master Heikregg. These will form a part of our artistic expression. The other, greater part will be the Headmaster’s private quarters. Come, follow me; there is much to be done.
Purplebeard:
Studying. I harvested the souls of the puppies from the previous lesson and, with a discarded balloon I found lying on the floor, created my very own sentient balloon animal. I’ll try to track down their parents after class and see if I can stuff their souls in a sharp needle, for extra marks.