Story Post: Winter Reading
Long have I stared into the inky blackness of the vast unknown. This is what it tells me. Obey these Predictions for your Birth Signs and you will gain fortune at the passing of the season.
The Eel
Distaff: Gain 5 vegetables in your home during this Season
Flax: Have two Constellations from your Birth Sign not visible in the sky by the end of the Season
Spindle: Have exactly two gold in your home when the Season ends
The Bee
Distaff: Gain 2 animals in your home during the Season
Flax: Gain 2 humans in your home during the Season
Spindle: Do not hold the job of Smith
The Toad
Distaff: Carry out a Sacrifice this Winter
Flax: Do not die
Spindle: Have no meat in your home
The Crossed Swords
Distaff: Have no plague in your home
Flax: Have exactly one hearth in your home
Spindle: Do not hold the job of Shepherd
The Greater Triangle
Distaff: Take up the job of Builder
Flax: Take up the job of Farmer
Spindle: Take up the job of Healer
The Parapet
Distaff: Do not hold the job of Homemaker
Flax: Gain one item of furniture for your home
Spindle: Lose one book from your home
Follow these forecasts and the great wheel of fate is sure to look upon you with benevolent eyes.
Especially you, Flaxen Toads. That is some rock solid advice right there.
I haven’t checked whether all of these are possible under current rules, but that’ll give us something to make proposals about for the next few days.
Kevan: he/him
And Distaff Toads are (now that we’re in a Hurricane and every home has a single Human) being advised to kill themselves.