I was innocently wandering around Boot Camp, when suddenly… A Boot-bearing bear in Boot Camp! The bear looked very proud of its boots. I suspect he stole them from our stock. We have so many, it is hard to keep track. The bear also looked somewhat upset. Apparently someone had been throwing tools at it! What an odd thing to do. Happily, I bore boots too. Who doesn’t, in this cold? So the bear and I had a little boots contest. I believe I won! I smashed the bear with some extra boots that I found lying around.