I heartily congratulate ais and Brendan for their ability to influence Fate itself to grant them a Target that gave them an instant win. Your far-reaching powers are a wonder to behold, and you deserve all the benefits that have come your way.

You guys worked hard for this. Congrats, go spend those sweat dollars

I find it immensely impressive when people speed run and earn a world record. I don’t think there’s any way to beat the 0.00 that you two earned.

There is actually a potential reason to not speedrun it – I could potentially have tried rolling an Agenda too, to see if there would be any chance to score that before scoring the Target (it’s not like the rest of you could easily remove the word “automatic” from the ruleset).

I’m so proud of myself.

To the untrained eye it might look like this was a fluke. In reality we all know, but are refusing to admit, that team Automatic has displayed the utmost finesse in manipulating atmospheric currents such that they deflect incoming cosmic rays onto the memory of the web server running the dice roller, corrupting it to output exactly 12545. Congratulations!