Add a new rule, Weary Traveler:

The first Henchman to create a post titled “Weary Traveler” with proof from the GNDT that they have visited all seven Continents will be named the Weary Traveler. Other Henchmen may then respond with which tithe to bequeath the Weary Traveler, MS or INT or both. Any Henchman that does not respond withing 48 hours will be assumed to have have responded “both”. Each indicated statistic will be modified +3 for the Weary Traveler and -3 for the other Henchmen.

I profess not to know offhand who’s closest.