Thursday, December 20, 2018

Declaration of Victory: Open-and-shut case

Unpopular 0 votes to 3 after 12 hours. Failed by Kevan. Hiatus ends.

Adminned at 20 Dec 2018 23:27:20 UTC

If they have not already done so this dynasty, an Attorney may Set Up Shop by setting their own Money and Integrity to values where the total of their Money and one thousand times their Integrity does not exceed 10,000.

I Set Up Shop with the following:

Integrity: 0 Money: $800,813,580,081,358,008,135

(800,813,580,081,358,008,135 + 1,000) x 0 = 0 < 10,000

So that’s all good.

An Attorney’s Worth is equal to their Money, excluding any Money that they were given by other Attorneys in the previous 48 hours. It does not include their Slush Fund. If an Attorney has a Worth exceeding $100,000, and more Worth than every other Attorney, and is also the first Attorney to have met these criteria this dynasty, then that Attorney has achieved victory.

I have more Worth than the rest of Attorneys and I’m the first to meet the criteria this dynasty, I have achieved victory.

Comments

pokes:

20-12-2018 11:24:38 UTC

I assume you mean 800,813,580,081,358,008,135 x (1,000 + 0) = 0 ?

Kevan: he/him

20-12-2018 11:26:17 UTC

You’re arguing that “totalling” two numbers means multiplying them?

Kevan: he/him

20-12-2018 11:26:54 UTC

Oh, you’ve edited the post.

against then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

Madrid:

20-12-2018 11:27:32 UTC

(800,813,580,081,358,008,135 + 1,000) x 0 = 0 , sorry, I had it wrong

pokes:

20-12-2018 11:29:06 UTC

I mangled my interpretation as well in my comment, but I assumed you were parsing as “(total of their Money and one thousand) times their Integrity”

Madrid:

20-12-2018 11:29:51 UTC

Yes, that’s it pokes

pokes:

20-12-2018 11:30:33 UTC

against

Madrid:

20-12-2018 11:31:13 UTC

Welp, it was worth a shot lol against

Please idle me

pokes:

20-12-2018 11:34:04 UTC

It’s one thing to do this if you’re actively playing the game, but I find unidle-DoV-idle to be rude.

pokes:

20-12-2018 11:38:47 UTC

Quorum becomes 3.

Kevan: he/him

20-12-2018 12:24:12 UTC

Yes, we’re all locked out of game actions for twelve hours now; if Naught was planning further actions on Case #18 before it times out, then they’re probably out of luck. And per the Judge’s GNDT comment, Case #19 could have gone live this morning but will have to be delayed.

Sad that this cost was seen by Cuddlebeam as being “worth a shot”, balanced against whether any BlogNomic players had the maths education of a nine year old.

pokes:

20-12-2018 19:41:46 UTC

To play Devil’s Advocate: English has fuzzy, probabilistic parsing. Cuddlebeam’s parse has non-zero probability to me and I wouldn’t use order of operations (as ported from less-fuzzy math) to rule it out, only to call it less likely.

However, it is a worse parse, and not applying a principle of charity would make any Nomic on a natural language foundation unplayable.

naught:

20-12-2018 22:13:20 UTC

Still, the play goes against the spirit of the law, which (even if the letter of the law is more strictly adhered to on this site) should still hold sway IMO.