Sunday, April 23, 2017

Story Post: Seventh Player Auction: Ignacio

Name: Ignacio
Level: 13; Brains 8 Brawn 4 Balls 8
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Santa María
Bio: Just goes by “Ignacio”. Refuses to reveal his real name, although any Manager employing him will find out what it is on the government’s employment forms.

Comments

derrick:

04-23-2017 16:23:22 UTC

I bid $2000.

Maldor:

04-23-2017 19:34:49 UTC

I bid $2100

derrick:

04-24-2017 00:24:14 UTC

I bid $5000

Maldor:

04-24-2017 00:38:17 UTC

Is that 10%?
5100 is my new bid.

derrick:

04-24-2017 03:29:56 UTC

No, its not 10%—but neither is your bid.

Maldor:

04-24-2017 03:47:46 UTC

Oh well, my valid bid is 6000

card:

04-24-2017 04:10:46 UTC

I bid $9,000

derrick:

04-24-2017 11:34:27 UTC

I bid $10,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 13:52:12 UTC

I bid $11,011.

derrick:

04-24-2017 13:55:03 UTC

I bid 13,000. And I swear I’m going to add a rule that limits bids to two significant digits.

Matt:

04-24-2017 13:57:32 UTC

Go for it, derrick.

In the mean time, I bid $14,302.

derrick:

04-24-2017 13:58:48 UTC

I bid $16,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 14:17:24 UTC

I bid $17,016.

derrick:

04-24-2017 14:19:28 UTC

That isn’t 10%!

I bid 17,600, by way of displaying what 10% looks like.

Matt:

04-24-2017 14:21:09 UTC

Oops.

I bid $19,536.

derrick:

04-24-2017 14:22:26 UTC

I bid $22,000

A pox upon your head. Where are you getting these numbers?

Matt:

04-24-2017 14:27:44 UTC

I bid $25,190.

derrick:

04-24-2017 14:29:23 UTC

I bid $30,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 14:30:36 UTC

I bid $34,680.

derrick:

04-24-2017 14:40:05 UTC

I bid $40,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 14:43:12 UTC

I bid $50,023.

derrick:

04-24-2017 14:52:48 UTC

I bid $60,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 14:58:49 UTC

I bid $70,001.

derrick:

04-24-2017 15:42:13 UTC

$80,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 15:43:17 UTC

I bid $88,001.

card:

04-24-2017 16:10:00 UTC

I bid $100,000

derrick:

04-24-2017 16:11:05 UTC

$110,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 16:41:13 UTC

I bid £110,000.

card:

04-24-2017 20:08:20 UTC

I bid $150,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 20:20:32 UTC

I bid $166,666

card:

04-24-2017 20:25:23 UTC

I bid $200,000

Matt:

04-24-2017 20:26:26 UTC

I bid £375,004

card:

04-24-2017 20:39:02 UTC

I bid $420,000

derrick:

04-25-2017 00:49:44 UTC

that escalated quickly

Oracular rufio:

04-25-2017 01:06:39 UTC

I bid $462,000

card:

04-25-2017 04:42:26 UTC

I bid $500,000

pokes:

04-25-2017 10:17:49 UTC

This auction is now closed. card hires Ignacio for $500,000.

pokes:

04-25-2017 10:24:04 UTC

Correction: $500k doesn’t improve on $462k by 10%. Oracular rufio hires Ignacio for $462,000 instead.