I’m sure some of you have noticed Purplebeard hurriedly going back and forth from the monastery to a certain place at map C, and some of you might have even spotted em concealing sharp objects and strange substances under eir oh so monkly robe recently.
Today, e headed for eir favourite spot again after the daily chant concealing yet another rather unmonkly item under eir robe, a blunt wooden object this time. E seems to be in an awfully good mood today, too. Must be the snow.

Reduce Purplebeards Integrity by 6, and give em an item called ‘Wooden Club’

Someone has to do it…
It might as well be me.