I know I said I was too busy steering this thing to be bothered with some circuit court nonsense, but as Pilot, that spot on our perfect mission record rankles. I include myself in the blame for our fumbled “Training Drill,” but it would have gone fine if not for one player: ais523, who claims to be too busy to play in this Dynasty, but who managed to bring down one mission and nearly fail another anyway. Frankly, I don’t care even if they are Human. I just want to see them tossed in the coolant tank for failing to pull their weight.

Anyway, pro forma: I hereby accuse ais523 of being an Android.