Sunday, January 16, 2022

Ascension Address: Boring Box Company

Welcome to orientation, new recruits! The Boring Box Company™ is excited to see so many fresh faces joining our workforce. Now, I know you’ve all heard the rumors floating around, but our lawyers want me to assure you that everything we do here is strictly above board!

What? You want to know what happened to the old employees? That’s not important right now. What’s important is getting you trained and ready to start selling boxes!

Repeal all dynastic rules. Set the wiki page referred to in the rule Dynastic Tracking to Company Portal. Replace GPS with CEO and Tripper with Employee throughout the ruleset. Activate the Special Case Rule “Imperial Differentials”.

I have a vague idea of where this might end up, but I’m liable to go with the flow. I’m going to try to be as impartial as possible, but I also may or may not put the success of the company over the success of any individual player(s). Let’s see how this goes!


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