Friday, September 08, 2017

Ascension Address: Dearest Princes and Princesses

Meanwhile, the King of all Cosmos has an important meeting with a group of very special someones…
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It has come to my attention that it’s time to find an heir. It’s time to make the most swagg’n
Dazzl’n
Booty-slapp’n
Most AMAZING Katamari that this universe has EVER seen.

Are you up to the task?

Well, of course you are. You’re my progeny - I wouldn’t expect less. But it’s now up to you to compete and prove that’ you’ve got the most cosmic groove, the most stellar swagger, the most KATAMARI DAMACY!

...Wait, what? You don’t know what a Katamari is?

Check out this video: https://youtu.be/PVVW41iAu5A?t=8m52s

It’s a ball, which we’ll use to roll up things

What things? Well. Anything, really, oho. But you’ll need to start small. Then maybe eventually, you too can roll up ¸¸.•*¨*•♫STARS¸.•*¨*•♫

Let’s go!

Repeal all Dynastic Rules except “Combos” and “Tags”. Change “UNSG” to “King” and “CIC” to “Prince”

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