Saturday, October 28, 2006

Our great leader’s pitiful beard

Despite being dictatorial for the time being, and therefore generally in favour of Elias IX, I have to point out that eir beard is ridiculous and outlandish.  It isn’t so much barbering as topiary.  In my opinion, e should start improvements by making it cheesier, but then I do find cheesy beards awesome.

Comments

Tommy:

10-29-2006 18:11:56 UTC

I take it back!  I don’t want a contest after all.  The TB’s beard is flawless.  Banana-ho-ho!  Salute!