Our great leader’s pitiful beard
Despite being dictatorial for the time being, and therefore generally in favour of Elias IX, I have to point out that eir beard is ridiculous and outlandish. It isn’t so much barbering as topiary. In my opinion, e should start improvements by making it cheesier, but then I do find cheesy beards awesome.
Tommy:
I take it back! I don’t want a contest after all. The TB’s beard is flawless. Banana-ho-ho! Salute!