Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ascension Address: Working the Land

Hi, my name’s Bob. And this here’s my wife, Dana, but all the locals call her Crazy Dana cuz she’s been known to go ‘round the bend a time or two. I played me a few good hands of poker the other day and won us some nice pieces o’ land, but more than me and Dana could ever handle on our own. I know that y’all been stuck in that ol’ city for a while, so I thought I’d let y’all try yer hands on the farm for a while.

I’ll let you till the land however you wish as long as you don’t destroy the place.  Don’t go causing no trouble is all I’m sayin’. Otherwise I’ll sick Dana on you…

Repeal all dynastic rules.  Replace “Market” with “Landlord” and “Investor” with “Farmer”.


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