Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Story Post: Military Base

Title: Military Base
Active Effect: If one Kaiju has a higher Prestige than all others, their is Prestige halved (rounding up).
Activation Cost: 10
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location and may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Proposal: Don’t do it again, man!

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 01 Jul 2015 09:52:30 UTC

I propose that the rule “Aspects” be given a sub-rule named “Dishonourable Aspects”, which shall read:

An aspect which is Dishonourable will cause the user to become Dishonoured, unless they pay an additional cost, specified in the Restrictions for that aspect, the first time they use its Active Ability. If an additional cost is not specified, it is assumed to be equal to the Activation Cost of the aspect. An aspect with only Passive Abilities cannot be Dishonourable, and any Passive Abilities on a Dishonourable aspect with an Active Ability can not “trigger” Dishonourable.

Now better and less breakable.

Story Post: It’s Just A Rubber Suit

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 10 * the number of Lab Tokens you have.
Activation Cost: 10 Prestige
Restrictions: May only be activated as a Colossal Action. It’s Just A Rubber Suit may not be used to affect any Kaiju who has at least one Lab Token.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Proposal: Dateline… Peoria

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 01 Jul 2015 09:50:59 UTC

In the rule “Prestige”, replace “but may not do so if fewer than 96 hours have passed since the previous meeting” with:-

but may not do so if fewer than 24 hours have passed since the Emperor made a Bid Post

Not sure there’s any need to drag these out to four days (particularly if we end up rolling four Aspects which don’t have any actions attached).

The Legend of the Echoing Hills

Title: Neodani Fault
Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of every other Kaiju by 15.
Activation Cost: 15 Prestige
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location, and may only be activated once per Epoch.

Trying another version of this rejected one from a while ago.

Proposal: More Duct Tape, Igor

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 01 Jul 2015 09:46:50 UTC

To the penultimate paragraph of the rule “Lab Tokens”, add:-

If only one Bid is received, the word “two” in the above list shall instead be treated as if it were “one”. If no bids were received, all the steps are skipped.

Replace “may then increase their Lab Tokens by 1” with:-

may increase their Lab Tokens by 1, once, at any point in the next 24 hours

Story Post: Escalating Tensions

Title: Escalating Tensions
Passive Effect: Kaiju other than you and your Right Claw may only make Bid Comments that are integer multiples of this Aspect’s Power Score.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding on this Aspect begins now; other Aspects to follow.

Proposal: Namespace Alien

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 01 Jul 2015 09:39:57 UTC

In the rule “Lab Tokens,” replace each instance of the text “Bid Post” with “Lab Post.”

“A Bigger Boat” introduced a second thing called a Bid Post. The Military may be a bit confused at the moment.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Proposal: Omnibuspotent

Reached quorum 3 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 15:01:23 UTC

Amend the Activation Cost of all Aspects whose Activation Cost is only an integer x to be x Prestige instead.

Add the following Aspects to the rule “Aspects:”

  • Title: Denounce
    Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of a target Kaiju by twice the Power Score of this Aspect.
    Activation Cost: (Power Score) Prestige
    Restrictions: May only be activated as a Colossal Action.
  • Title: Riposte
    Active Effect: If a target Kaiju has reduced your Prestige by x via an Active Effect since you last used Riposte against them (or since you gained control of Riposte, if you have not used Riposte against them this Epoch), reduce their Prestige by 2 * x.
    Activation Cost: 10 Prestige
    Restrictions: May only be activated as a Colossal Action.
  • Title: Tag Out
    Active Effect: If your Right Claw or Left Claw is Disgraced, set their Prestige to 50 and gain control of any Aspects they control.
    Passive Effect: You may not change your Right Claw or Left Claw while you control Tag Out.
    Activation Cost: 10 Prestige
    Restrictions: You may activate Tag Out only once per Epoch.
  • Title: Take Dive
    Active Effect: Gain Prestige equal to Take Dive’s Power Score.
    Activation Cost: 0 Prestige
    Restrictions: May only be activated as a Colossal Action. You may only use Take Dive if your Prestige has been reduced by the Active Effect of another Kaiju’s Aspect since you gained control of Take Dive.

If the EVC of more than one player contains the phrase “oppose [x],” where [x] is the name of one of the Aspects proposed above, do not add that Aspect to the Ruleset when enacting this proposal.

Lab Token Ambiguity Again

Once again we’ve encountered a situation the Lab Token bidding rules don’t cover: only one bid was submitted. I’ve decided to count Kevan as both of the highest-bidding Kaiju, docked him by his bid amount, and awarded NaN to all other Kaiju. It’s up to him whether he wants to grant himself one Lab Token or two. CfJ if you disagree.

Proposal: Fall Earthwards Fast

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 12:48:03 UTC

Enact a new subrule to “Aspects” called “Imperial Restlessness”:-

If the Emperor did not perform a Colossal Action during the previous day, and if an Aspect is currently offered for bidding which includes a Colossal Action, then the Emperor is Restless. If the Emperor is Restless, then any Kaiju may reduce the Emperor’s Prestige by 10 (to a minimum of 1), so long as no Kaiju has done so under this rule during the current day.

Proposal: A Bigger Boat

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 12:44:41 UTC

Enact a new rule, “The Military”:-

The Military exists, and is considered to be a Kaiju for the purposes of dynastic rules only. It is tracked in the GNDT as if it were a Kaiju. It may not gain Tokens of Might and it may take actions even if it has no defined Claws.

Any Kaiju may cause the Military to Mobilise, at any time. Upon doing so, that Kaiju (the “Watcher”) takes the following actions on behalf of the Military, in the following order:-

  • If this is the first time the Military has Mobilised this Epoch, its Prestige is set to 50.
  • The single Technology or Location Bid Post whose Aspect has the lowest Power Score (if one exists) is considered to be the Human Focus. If the Military do not control the Human Focus, they bid 1 more than its current Power Score on it (if possible).
  • The Kaiju with the highest Prestige (other than the Military itself) is considered to be the Threat. If the Military have any Aspects which could lower another Kaiju’s Prestige, the Watcher may choose and activate one, once, making any decisions required of that Aspect (provided that the Threat’s Prestige is decreased as a result of the activation).

After “The Emperor should then post Story Posts for the remaining Aspects at their own convenience during the following 24 hours.” in the ruleset, add:-

These are known as Bid Posts.

Set the Military’s Prestige to 50 and its Type to “Robot”.

Proposal: Don’t do it, man!

Self-killed. Failed by Brendan.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 12:43:19 UTC

I propose that the rule “Aspects” be amended to include the sentence:

An aspect which is Dishonourable will cause the user to become Dishonoured, unless they pay two times its Activation Cost.

Sometimes men do… questionable things.

Proposal: Best Intentions

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 12:43:35 UTC

I propose that the rule “Unnamed Rule” be merged with the rule “Dishonour”, such that the current text of “Unnamed Rule” is appended to the end of “Dishonour”.

Probably should have made that clearer.

Monday, June 29, 2015

The Legend of Daisuke Serizawa

Title: Oxygen Destroyer
Active Effect: A Kaiju of your choice loses 5 Prestige for each time that this Aspect has been already been activated this Epoch.
Activation Cost: 5
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology, and may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

Proposal: Sorry, You Want A Reward Because You Messed Up?

Reached quorum 3 votes to 1. Enacted by Kevan, interpreted as enacting a new rule named “Unnamed Rule” per the glossary.

Adminned at 28 Jun 2015 23:57:18 UTC

I propose that the following rule be put into motion:

A Dishonoured Kaiju cannot win.

First proposal!

Announcement of Intention to Play: Tantusar

In accordance with the rules of BlogNomic, I am officially announcing my intention to participate in this Dynasty.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Fhtagn

Sylphrena idles out after seven days without any posts or comments. Quorum remains 3.

Proposal: To Progress!

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 28 Jun 2015 14:54:15 UTC

Replace “Attendant” with “Emperor” throughout the ruleset.

Proposal: He Is Legend

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 28 Jun 2015 14:53:10 UTC

Replace “A Kaiju may, as a daily action, make a Legend Post” with:-

A Kaiju other than the Attendant may, as a daily action, make a Legend Post

Then remove from the ruleset any Aspects added as a result of Legend Posts made by the Attendant. Any Legend Posts made by the Attendant are no longer considered to be Legend Posts, and any Story Posts created for bidding for Aspects which originated from such Legend Posts are no longer considered to be Story Posts.

Making this a fair fight by removing the Attendant’s ability to approve his own Legends.

Proposal: If You Want Something Done Left

Passes 3-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 27 Jun 2015 14:23:12 UTC

Repeal the rule “The Attendant.”

Set Brendan’s Prestige to 200.

Add the following sentence to the rule “Lab Tokens:”

The Attendant does not count as a Kaiju for the purposes of this rule.

Add the following sentence to the rule “Might and Disgrace:”

The Attendant may not gain Tokens of Might.

Actually a proposal now.

If You Want Something Done Right

Repeal the rule “The Attendant.”

Set Brendan’s Prestige to 200.

Add the following sentence to the rule “Lab Tokens:”

The Attendant does not count as a Kaiju for the purposes of this rule.

Add the following sentence to the rule “Might and Disgrace:”

The Attendant may not gain Tokens of Might.

Story Post: Golden Ticket (Bid Post)

“I’m afraid our time in this facility grows short,” says the Attendant, grinning broadly, voice strained. “The Emperor’s warp signature has just been detected out near Pluto, and the emergency shutdown process has initiated. I do believe it will be rather violent! We can exit through the old volcano tunnel, of course, but we will have to leave our work here behind. To attempt to make use of what we have so far bears certain risks, but I for one shall not shrink from them. Shall we toast together, mighty Kaiju?” The Attendant lifts a beaker and sloshes it with one trembling hand. “To progress!”

Bids for the next set of Lab Tokens will now be accepted.

Proposal: Roll Cameras

Passes 3-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 27 Jun 2015 14:19:57 UTC

To the rule “Dishonour”, add:-

If there are three or fewer Kaiju, then Kaiju cannot become Dishonoured.

Friday, June 26, 2015

The Legend of the Burning Metal Birds

Title: Military Base
Active Effect: If one Kaiju has a higher Prestige than all others, their is Prestige halved (rounding up).
Activation Cost: 10
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location and may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

Proposal: The Mighty Stagger

Reached quorum 3 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 26 Jun 2015 15:44:05 UTC

Delete the paragraph reading “The time between two consecutive meetings of the Kaiju Court is known as an Epoch.” from the rule “Prestige.” Replace the paragraph in the same rule that begins “The Attendant should call a meeting of the Kaiju Court at least once per week” with the following:

The Attendant should call a meeting of the Kaiju Court at least once per week, but may not do so if fewer than 96 hours have passed since the previous meeting or if a Colossal Action has been used in the previous 12 hours. The time between two consecutive meetings of the Kaiju Court is known as an Epoch.

At each meeting of the Kaiju Court, if there are more listed Aspects than there are Kaiju, the Attendant will offer four Aspects for bidding, selected from the list in the rule “Aspects.” For each Aspect offered, the Attendant shall create a Story Post with the title of the Aspect it represents; such a Story Post is active as soon as it is posted. When calling a new meeting of the Kaiju Court, the Attendant must indicate in the first relevant Story Post that the last Epoch has ended and the new Epoch has begun. The Attendant should then post Story Posts for the remaining Aspects at their own convenience during the following 24 hours.

The Legend of the Deep Blue Sea

Title: Marianas Trench
Active Effect: Set your Prestige to 50 and lose control of all Aspects. You may not post Bid Comments nor be the target of opponents’ Colossal Actions for the remainder of the Epoch.
Activation Cost: 0
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Proposal: Mandatory Waiting Period

Self-killed. Failed by Brendan.

Adminned at 24 Jun 2015 21:51:34 UTC

Add the following paragraph after the sentence in the rule “Prestige” that reads “These Aspects are selected from the list in the rule “Aspects,” and for each of them, the Attendant shall create a Story Post with the title of the Aspect it represents.”

For each such Story Post, the Attendant shall roll DICE16 in the GNDT; the result is the number of hours before that post becomes active. The Attendant shall post a comment noting the time when it will become active on each such post.

Imperfect, but I’d like to make early bidding less about “who happens to be online right now.”

Proposal: Maiden Overkill

Reached quorum 3 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 24 Jun 2015 20:31:25 UTC

In “Might and Disgrace”, replace “(A Kaiju with 0 Prestige may not have their Prestige reduced.)” with:-

(A Kaiju with 0 Prestige may not have their Prestige reduced. Otherwise, if a Kaiju’s Prestige would be reduced below zero by another Kaiju’s action, it instead becomes zero.)

It’s currently illegal to deliver a punch which would knock a Kaiju below zero.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Story Post: DETI Institute

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 14:39:01 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of each Alien Kaiju by 5.
Activation Cost: 3
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location. This Aspect may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: A Thousand Cuts

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 14:39:06 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 3.
Activation Cost: 2 Prestige

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: Ultra-Humility

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 14:39:11 UTC

Passive Effect: If your Prestige drops below the Power Score of Ultra-Humility, you immediately gain 30 Prestige.
Restrictions: You may only gain Prestige through the Passive Effect of Ultra-Humility once per Epoch.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: Sly Handoff

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 30 Jun 2015 14:39:19 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 10. Increase the Prestige of your Right Claw or your Left Claw by 10.
Activation Cost: 15 Prestige
Restrictions: Sly Handoff may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Proposal: When The Stars Are Right

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 24 Jun 2015 08:32:05 UTC

Enact a new rule, “Patronage”:-

A Kaiju may nominate a single Patron if it has not already done so during the current dynasty, and if the nominating Kaiju either joined BlogNomic or unidled (for the first time this dynasty) within the previous 24 hours. Patrons should be nominated in a post or comment to the BlogNomic blog.

A Kaiju is considered an Elder Kaiju if the following four statements are true for it:-

  • It has been a Kaiju in the current dynasty for more than seven days.
  • It has made at least two Legend Posts which have been accepted by the Attendant.
  • It has submitted at least three Proposals which have been enacted.
  • It has taken at least one Colossal Action.

If an Elder Kaiju has not already done so, it may Pay Tribute to its Patron (if it has one): upon doing so, both the Paying Kaiju and its Patron gain 25 Prestige.

The game could use some active players, maybe it’s time to try a cobra-killing bounty recruitment drive.

The Legend of the Twisted Chain

Title: DNA Scrambler
Passive Effect: Reduce the Prestige of a Kaiju of your choice by X, where X is the Power Score of a Mutation they control.
Activation Cost: 3
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology, and may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

Receding Footstomps

Josh hasn’t posted or commented in seven days, and goes idle. Anybody who had him as their Left Claw cannot take Dynastic actions until they change that.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Proposal: Traffic Stuck in Teeth

Reached quorum 3 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 24 Jun 2015 08:29:37 UTC

Add a paragraph before the final one of “Aspects”:-

If a Kaiju has more than one Location Aspect, then the Effects of all of that Kaiju’s Location Aspects are considered to be blank.

Proposal: Living from Claw to Maw

Reached quorum 3 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 11:23:24 UTC

Add a subrule to “Lab Tokens” called “Lab Research”:-

A Kaiju may spend a Lab Token to select an Aspect which had an active Story Post during the previous Epoch, and make a new Story Post with the title of that Aspect. This is considered to be equivalent to a Story Post that had been made by the Attendant when calling a meeting of the Kaiju Court, for that Aspect.

Proposal: Stealing From Rumble

Reached quorum 3 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 11:21:41 UTC

Add the following to the list of Aspects in the rule “Aspects:”

  • Title: Cryo-Locker
    Active Effect: One Kaiju of your choice may not spend Prestige or Lab Tokens, or use any Aspect’s Active Effect, for the rest of this Epoch. That Kaiju may not have their Prestige reduced by any Active Effect during this time.
    Activation Cost: 1 Lab Token
    Restrictions: Cryo-Locker may only be activated as a Colossal Action.
  • Title: Ultra-Humility
    Passive Effect: If your Prestige drops below the Power Score of Ultra-Humility, you immediately gain 30 Prestige.
    Restrictions: You may only gain Prestige through the Passive Effect of Ultra-Humility once per Epoch.
  • Title: Escalating Tensions
    Passive Effect: Kaiju other than you and your Right Claw may only make Bid Comments that are integer multiples of this Aspect’s Power Score.
  • Title: A Thousand Cuts
    Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 3.
    Activation Cost: 2 Prestige

If the EVC of more than one player contains the phrase “oppose [x],” where [x] is the name of one of the Aspects proposed above, do not add that Aspect to the Ruleset when enacting this proposal.

Lab Token Ambiguity

Well, despite the fix for three-way ties, we’ve ended up in a situation I failed to anticipate: one bid is clearly the highest, but the next two are lower and tied. I’m going to treat this as though all three had tied for highest bid; CfJ if you disagree.

The Legend of the Slumbering Deep

Title: Monitoring Station
Active Effect: Choose a Kaiju whose Type is “nothing” (and who has been a Kaiju for the previous seven days) and set their Type to any valid value.
Activation Cost: 2
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Story Post: UAGLephant in the Room (Bid Post)

“The Emperor is wise and gracious, of course!” the Attendant chuckles nervously, passing through column after column of ghostly light. “Never let it be said that I would suggest otherwise, praise be to the Imperial name! But with a vision so wide, through so many realms, it can be difficult to see the… potential… of the little things.” A pained smile. “Little things like our operation here. And, relatively speaking, me.

“This despite the vast potential we’ve unlocked in just a week of testing!” An echo rings through the space, past gigantic cylindrical tanks filled with grotesque half-grown limbs and spines, through the space between the reactor’s cooling pipes and massive insulated cables. “And with only two samples. Our knowledge increases geometrically with each new source of data. Why, within a month, we might be able to augment a living being to a level of power to challenge—oh, hypothetically—any being in any dimension…

The Attendant’s glance darts to one side (and up, so far up). “So you understand, mighty Kaiju, that it might be beneficial to everyone if this deal were to remain between us?”

Bids for the next set of Lab Tokens will now be accepted.

The Legend of the Thundering Hills

Title: Neodani Fault
Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of every other Kaiju by 10. (Reducing the Prestige of a Claw in this way does not Dishonour a Kaiju.)
Activation Cost: 10
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location, and may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Proposal: Apex Predator

Passes 5-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 19 Jun 2015 20:35:56 UTC

In “Prestige”, after “and the Story Posts for those Aspects are no longer active.” add:-

Additionally, if a single Kaiju has a higher Prestige than every other Kaiju at this point, that Kaiju gains 1 Lab Token.

Replace “but may not do so if fewer than 96 hours have passed since the previous meeting” with:-

but may not do so if fewer than 96 hours have passed since the previous meeting or if a Colossal Action has been used in the previous 12 hours

Feels like we might need a small reward for “winning” a round, to encourage more fighting. And a delay between the final Colossal Action and the round ending, so that it’s not about hoping the round will end at an opportune moment.

The Legend of the Darkened Skies

Title: EMP Cannon
Active Effect: Choose a Technology Aspect: its Effects are considered to be blank for the remainder of the Epoch.
Activation Cost: 3
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology.

Proposal: Epochalypse

Passes 5-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 19 Jun 2015 20:33:13 UTC

To the rule “Prestige”, add:-

The time between two consecutive meetings of the Kaiju Court is known as an Epoch.

Just adding a useful keyword.

Proposal: Token Victory Proposal

Passes 4-1. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 19 Jun 2015 20:29:40 UTC

Create a new rule called “Might and Disgrace” with the following text:

Each Kaiju has a number of Tokens of Might, which are tracked privately by the Attendant and by each Kaiju individually.

Should one Kaiju reduce another Kaiju’s Prestige to 0, the Kaiju who has 0 Prestige becomes Disgraced, and the Kaiju reducing them (called the attacking Kaiju) gains two Tokens of Might. Any Kaiju who has the attacking Kaiju as Left Claw or Right Claw at that time gains one Token of Might. (A Kaiju with 0 Prestige may not have their Prestige reduced.)

At any time, a Disgraced Kaiju may set their their Prestige to 50. They are then no longer Disgraced.

Should any Kaiju have at least ten Tokens of Might, and more Tokens of Might than any other Kaiju, they have achieved victory.

Not entirely sure this is the victory mechanism people would like to see—feel free to suggest improvements, or a different direction.

Proposal: Hidden Tweakness

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 19 Jun 2015 20:27:29 UTC

Change the sentence in the rule “Prestige” that reads “At each meeting of the Kaiju Court, if there are more listed Aspects than there are Kaiju, the Attendant will offer a number of Aspects equal to the number of active Kaiju plus one for bidding.” to read

At each meeting of the Kaiju Court, if there are more listed Aspects than there are Kaiju, the Attendant will offer four Aspects for bidding.

Add the following text to the rule “Lab Tokens:”

Should more than two Kaiju tie for the largest bid, the word “two” in the above list shall instead be treated as if it were the number of Kaiju tying for the largest bid.

Competition seems a little slack right now.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Story Post: Vertebral Barbs

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 16:50:19 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of a Kaiju of your choice by 5, if that Kaiju has chosen you as a target of an Active Effect since you last activated Vertebral Barbs.

Activation Cost: 3 Prestige

Restrictions: This Aspect is a Mutation. It may only be activated as a Colossal action.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: Metallic Plating

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 16:50:40 UTC

Passive Effect: If the Prestige of the Kaiju who possesses this Aspect would be reduced due to the Active Effect of another Kaiju, the Prestige is either reduced by zero or it is reduced by two minus what the reduction would have been, whichever is greater.

Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: It’s Just A Rubber Suit

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 16:50:53 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 10 * the number of Lab Tokens you have.

Activation Cost: 10 Prestige

Restrictions: May only be activated as a Colossal Action. It’s Just A Rubber Suit may not be used to affect any Kaiju who has at least one Lab Token.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: Infravision

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 16:51:06 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of a Kaiju of your choice by 5, if that Kaiju has used an Active Effect since you last activated or gained control of Infravision.

Activation Cost: 3 Prestige

Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology. This Aspect may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: Exploit Alliance

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 16:51:17 UTC

Active Effect: Gain control of any Aspect with an active Story Post. No further Bid Comments on that Story Post are considered valid thereafter.

Activation Cost: 1 Lab Token

Restrictions: When using Exploit Alliance, you must post a comment noting that you have gained control of it on the relevant Story Post. You may only use Exploit Alliance to gain control of an Aspect that is currently controlled by the Right Claw of your Right Claw, or the Right Claw of your Left Claw.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Story Post: Earsplitting Shriek

The next meeting of the Kaiju Court has been called to order; this post is expired.

Adminned at 23 Jun 2015 16:51:30 UTC

Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of two other Kaiju of your choice by 5.

Activation Cost: 5 Prestige

Restrictions: This Aspect may only be activated as a Colossal Action.

The Kaiju Court has been called to order. Bidding begins now.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Proposal: Highly Biddable

Passes 5-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 18 Jun 2015 15:08:48 UTC

Change the bullet point in the rule “Lab Tokens” that reads “Reduce the Prestige of those two Kaiju in the GNDT; and” to read:

Reduce the Prestige of each of those two Kaiju in the GNDT by the amount of their respective bids; and

Proposal: Bargain Bin

Times out at 3-1. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 18 Jun 2015 15:06:47 UTC

Add the following to the list of Aspects in the rule “Aspects:”

  • Title: Pyrrhic Nova
    Active Effect: Cause any one Kaiju to lose half their current Prestige, rounded down.
    Activation Cost: Half your current Prestige, rounded up, or 10 Prestige, whichever is greater
    Restrictions: Pyrrhic Nova is a Mutation, and may only be activated as a Daily Action. You cannot use Pyrrhic Nova against a Kaiju if that Kaiju has already been the target of Pyrrhic Nova since the last call for a meeting of the Kaiju Court.
  • Title: Breeder Reactor
    Passive Effect: When the next meeting of the Kaiju Court is called, the Attendant shall increase your Prestige by 2 * x, where x is the number of unbroken hours for which you most recently had control of Breeder Reactor, up to a maximum of 40 Prestige.
    Restrictions: Breeder Reactor is a Location. When you gain control of Breeder Reactor, you must increase the Prestige of its previous controller (if any) by 2 * x, where x is the number of unbroken hours for which they most recently had control of Breeder Reactor, up to a maximum of 40 Prestige.
  • Title: Sly Handoff
    Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 10. Increase the Prestige of your Right Claw or your Left Claw by 10. Activation Cost: 15 Prestige
    Restrictions: Sly Handoff may only be activated as a Daily Action.
  • Title: Interesting Specimen
    Passive Effect: When you send a bidding message to the Attendant to attempt to gain Lab Tokens, your bid is considered to be twice the value you specify, but only for the purpose of establishing which Kaiju have the highest bids.
    Restrictions: Interesting Specimen is a Mutation.

If “A Tanker A Day” has passed, replace “Daily Action” with “Colossal Action” in the Aspects above.

Proposal: A Tanker a Day

Passes 4-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 16 Jun 2015 21:42:01 UTC

To the end of the rule “Aspects”, add a paragraph:-

A Kaiju may not take an Aspect’s Colossal Action if they have already taken it three times since the most recent meeting of the Kaiju Court.

Replace “daily action” with “Colossal Action” throughout all Aspects listed in the ruleset.

Daily actions mean that we’ll have to second-guess the time between meetings when deciding how much an Aspect is worth. Maybe it’d be better not to have to.

The Legend of the “Pow!” Signal

Title: DETI Institute
Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of each Alien Kaiju by 5.
Activation Cost: 3
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Location. This Aspect may only be activated as a Daily Action.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Story Post: Laboratory Tour (Bid Post)

Huge floodgates force back the water of the bay; a few waves crash over their edges to spill down into the vast descending tunnel shaft. “As you can see, advances gleaned from our friends in the Zardeb system have enabled us to increase the, ah, size of our operation significantly!” says the Attendant, from a hovering perch. With a subsonic groan, a mighty elevator rises from the darkness, large enough to convey the chosen few down to the geothermal tunnels miles below. “Although of course that secret shuttered military base gave us our start. Quite a few interesting things they had abandoned down there before the evacuation. At any rate! I’m sure it’s all just idle curiosity to you, mighty Kaiju, but if anyone is interested in a look around…”

Bids for the first two Lab Tokens will now be accepted.

Proposal: Bulk Sale

Passes 5-1. Enacted by Brendan, sans Pyrrhic Nova and Breeder Reactor.

Adminned at 15 Jun 2015 21:46:34 UTC

Replace the sentence that reads “To use an Active Effect, a Kaiju must pay its Activation Cost in Prestige.” in the rule “Aspects” with

To use an Active Effect, a Kaiju must pay its Activation Cost.

For every Aspect in that rule whose Activation Cost is an integer x, replace that cost with “x Prestige.”

Add the following to the list of Aspects in the rule “Aspects:”

  • Title: Exploit Alliance
    Active Effect: Gain control of any Aspect with an active Story Post. No further Bid Comments on that Story Post are considered valid thereafter.
    Activation Cost: 1 Lab Token
    Restrictions: When using Exploit Alliance, you must post a comment noting that you have gained control of it on the relevant Story Post. You may only use Exploit Alliance to gain control of an Aspect that is currently controlled by the Right Claw of your Right Claw, or the Right Claw of your Left Claw.
  • Title: Pyrrhic Nova
    Active Effect: Cause any one Kaiju to lose half their current Prestige, rounded up.
    Activation Cost: Half your current Prestige, rounded down
    Restrictions: Pyrrhic Nova is a Mutation, and may only be activated as a Daily Action.
  • Title: Breeder Reactor
    Passive Effect: When the next meeting of the Kaiju Court is called, the Attendant shall increase your Prestige by 2 * x, where x is the number of unbroken hours for which you most recently had control of Breeder Reactor.
    Restrictions: Breeder Reactor is a Location. When you gain control of Breeder Reactor, you must increase the Prestige of its previous controller (if any) by 2 * x, where x is the number of unbroken hours for which they most recently had control of Breeder Reactor.
  • Title: It’s Just A Rubber Suit
    Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of any one Kaiju by 10 * the number of Lab Tokens you have.
    Activation Cost: 10 Prestige
    Restrictions: May only be activated as a Daily Action. It’s Just A Rubber Suit may not be used to affect any Kaiju who has at least one Lab Token.

If the EVC of more than one player contains the phrase “oppose [x],” where [x] is the name of one of the Aspects proposed above, do not add that Aspect to the Ruleset when enacting this proposal.

The Legend of the Prestige Protection Plan

Title: Metallic Plating
Passive Effect: If the Prestige of the Kaiju who possesses this Aspect would be reduced due to the Active Effect of another Kaiju, the Prestige is either reduced by zero or it is reduced by two minus what the reduction would have been, whichever is greater.
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology.

The Legend of the Three Red Dots

Title: Infravision
Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of a Kaiju of your choice by 5, if that Kaiju has used an Active Effect since you last activated or gained control of Infravision.
Activation Cost: 3
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Technology. This Aspect may only be activated as a Daily Action.

Proposal: Pragmatic Argumentation

Number of Kaiju not voting AGAINST is less than Quorum. Failed by Brendan.

Adminned at 15 Jun 2015 16:28:22 UTC

Add a subrule to “Alliances” called “Nemeses”:-

Each Kaiju may have a Nemesis, being another Kaiju (or idle Kaiju), and this is tracked privately by the Attendant. Kaiju have no Nemeses by default, and being a Nemesis is not automatically reciprocal. If a Kaiju has no Nemesis, it may select one by sending a private message to the Attendant to this effect.

When the Attendant calls a meeting of the Kaiju Court, every Kaiju who has a higher Prestige than their Nemesis gains 5 Prestige, and every Kaiju who has a lower Prestige than their Nemesis gains 1 Lab Token. (If a Kaiju’s Nemesis is Idle or not a Kaiju or if the Kaiju has the same Prestige as their Nemesis, nothing happens.)

Sound the Cannons, but with the “loss” value actually a gain of its own.

Proposal: Kaiju Bushido

Reached quorum 6 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 15 Jun 2015 12:56:19 UTC

In the rule “Alliances”, remove “A Kaiju may not take any action under a Dynastic Rule if it would reduce the Prestige of their Right Claw or Left Claw.”

Enact a new rule, “Dishonour”:-

Kaiju may be Dishonoured, but are not Dishonoured by default. Such information is tracked privately by the Attendant.

A Kaiju becomes Dishonoured if:

  • They take an action under a Dynastic Rule which reduces the Prestige of their Right Claw or Left Claw.

When the Attendant calls a meeting of the Kaiju Court, if any Kaiju are Dishonoured, then he must mention this and halve each such Kaiju’s Prestige (rounding down). Upon doing so, these Kaiju are no longer Dishonoured.

Probably easier if the fallout from getting this uncheckable-by-opponents rule wrong is “lose a lot of points” rather than “gamestate and all reactions to it are now illegal”.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Proposal: Sound the Cannons

Number of Kaiju not voting against is less than quorum. Failed 3 votes to 3 by Kevan.

Adminned at 14 Jun 2015 10:43:38 UTC

Add a subrule to “Alliances” called “Nemeses”:-

Each Kaiju may have a Nemesis, being another Kaiju (or idle Kaiju), and this is tracked privately by the Attendant. Kaiju have no Nemeses by default, and being a Nemesis is not automatically reciprocal. If a Kaiju has no Nemesis, it may select one by sending a private message to the Attendant to this effect.

When the Attendant calls a meeting of the Kaiju Court, every Kaiju who has a higher Prestige than their Nemesis gains 5 Prestige, and every Kaiju who has a lower Prestige than their Nemesis loses 5 Prestige.

Needs more intrigue.

Proposal updates

In this proposal, this paragraph is added to the rule “Aspects”:

If an Aspect is described in its restrictions as a Mutation, only Mutants and Aliens may post bids on it. If it’s described in its restrictions as a Technology, only Aliens and Robots may post bids on it. If it’s described in its restrictions as a Location, only Robots and Mutants may post bids on it.

Was that paragraph actually added to the ruleset? If not, why not?

Legend of the Spinal Spines

Title: Vertebral Barbs
Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of a Kaiju of your choice by 5, if that Kaiju has chosen you as a target of an Active Effect since you last activated Vertebral Barbs.
Activation Cost: 3
Restrictions: This Aspect is a Mutation. It may only be activated as a daily action.

Proposal: Invisible Claw

Reached quorum 5 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 14 Jun 2015 10:15:12 UTC

In the rule “Prestige”, replace “Any Kaiju who has that Kaiju as their Left Claw also has its passive effects applied to them and may use its active effects in the same way” with:-

Any Kaiju who has that Kaiju as their Left Claw may use its active effects in the same way

Left Claws being secret information sits badly with passive effects: if only the Clawing Kaiju and Attendant know that the Kaiju has inherited the passive effect, it’s difficult to create passive effects which react to actions initiated by other Kaiju. And it seems like most passive effects would be along those lines (preventing damage, blocking effects, etc).

Friday, June 12, 2015

Proposal: Zilla App

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 13 Jun 2015 08:46:47 UTC

If “Okay, Let’s Try This” failed, this proposal has no further effect.

Add a subrule to “Secrets” (or to “Aspects” if there is no rule called “Secrets”) called “Legends”:-

A Kaiju may, as a daily action, make a Legend Post, being a blog entry that describes a single Secret. If a Legend Post is more than 24 hours old and if the Attendant does not regard its Secret as being overpowered, vague or otherwise objectionable, the Attendant may add the Secret it describes to the list of possible Secrets in the ruleset.

If the proposal “Mild-Mannered 50-Foot Lizard Reporter” passed, replace “Secret” with “Aspect” in the created rule.

Compromise between “Zilla in Manilla” and regular proposals: Kaiju freely suggest abilities, other Kaiju can point out problems or objections, and the Attendant makes a call after 24 hours.

Proposal: Mild-Mannered 50-Foot Lizard Reporter

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 13 Jun 2015 08:43:03 UTC

Replace “Secret” with “Aspect” throughout the dynastic ruleset.

Then, to the end of the rule “Aspects”, if it exists, add:-

If an Aspect is described in its restrictions as a Mutation, only Mutants and Aliens may post bids on it. If it’s described in its restrictions as a Technology, only Aliens and Robots may post bids on it. If it’s described in its restrictions as a Location, only Robots and Mutants may post bids on it.

These open-auction kaiju abilities don’t actually seem very secret.

Proposal: Okay, Let’s Try This

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 13 Jun 2015 08:41:13 UTC

Replace the word “Esteem” in the rule “Alliances” with “Prestige.”

Rename the rule “Secrets and Prestige” to “Lab Tokens,” and reword its first paragraph as follows:

Each Kaiju has a number of Lab Tokens, which are tracked in the GNDT and default to zero.

Add a new rule, inserted in the Ruleset above the rule “Lab Tokens,” called “Prestige” with the following text:

Each Kaiju has an amount of Prestige, which is a nonnegative integer defaulting to 100, and which is tracked in the GNDT. This represents their current standing in the eyes of the Kaiju Court. It is best not to be seen striving too hard for an advantage; however, it is worse to be seen at a disadvantage.

The Attendant should call a meeting of the Kaiju Court at least once per week, but may not do so if fewer than 96 hours have passed since the previous meeting. At each meeting of the Kaiju Court, if there are more listed Secrets than there are Kaiju, the Attendant will offer a number of Secrets equal to the number of active Kaiju plus one for bidding. These Secrets are selected from the list in the rule “Secrets,” and for each of them, the Attendant shall create a Story Post with the title of the Secret it represents.

While such a Story Post is active, Kaiju may post Bid Comments on it; a valid Bid Comment consists of a positive integer x which is greater than the previous valid Bid Comment and less than their current Prestige. They must then decrease their own Prestige by x and increase the Prestige of the Kaiju who posted the last valid Bid Comment before theirs by x. (If there was no previous valid Bid Comment, if the bidding Kaiju themself posted the previous Bid Comment, or the poster of the previous valid Bid Comment has since become idle, then the bidding Kaiju loses x Prestige but no one gains any as a result.) If they fail to pay Prestige in this way within five minutes, or cannot pay, their Bid Comment is not valid. If they do in fact do pay within five minutes of posting the Bid Comment, they gain control of the Secret the Story Post represents, and its previous controller, if any, loses control of it.

As long as a Kaiju controls a Secret, that Kaiju has its passive effects applied to them, if any, and may use its active effects, if any, as laid out in the text of the Secret itself. Any Kaiju who has that Kaiju as their Left Claw also has its passive effects applied to them and may use its active effects in the same way, as long as that Kaiju remains their Left Claw.

When the Attendant calls a new meeting of the Kaiju Court and offers new Secrets, all Kaiju lose control of the Secrets they previously held, and the Story Posts for those secrets are no longer active.

Add a new rule called “Secrets” with the following text:

A Secret consists of a name, a Power Score, zero or one Passive Effects, zero or one Active Effects, an Activation Cost if it has an Active Effect, and possibly Restrictions on its use. A Secret’s Power Score is always equal to the value of the most recent valid Bid Comment on its Story Post. Active and Passive Effects may affect the gamestate as stated in their text. To use an Active Effect, a Kaiju must pay its Activation Cost in Prestige.

The list of possible Secrets is as follows:

  • Title: Earsplitting Shriek
    Active Effect: Reduce the Prestige of two other Kaiju of your choice by 5.
    Activation Cost: 5
    Restrictions: This Secret may only be activated as a Daily Action.

Basically, the Attendant deals out some powers from the deck, each of them gets its own running public auction as long as it’s out, and if you back the right horse you get secret access to their powers as well. After a few days we wipe the slate and deal out a new set.

Friday, June 12, 2015

Please unidle me (Tekneek)

I am seeking a return to active status. Please unidle me (Tekneek).

Idling away

I fear I have to idle out. Have fun!

Proposal: Clawnup

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 12 Jun 2015 09:45:14 UTC

Replace the second and third paragraphs of the rule “Alliances” with the following:

Each Kaiju has a Right Claw and a Left Claw, collectively called their Claws, each of which is the name of another Kaiju. The Right Claw is a public alliance, and is tracked via a text field in the GNDT. The Left Claw is tracked privately, by the Attendant. Both of these properties default to nothing, and if either property is not set to a valid choice, it is considered to be nothing.

A Kaiju may, as a Daily Action, change their Right Claw to any valid Claw choice by updating the GNDT and making a comment to this effect; OR may change their Left Claw to the name of any valid Claw choice by sending a private message to the Attendant to this effect. Taking one of these actions counts against the daily limit for taking either, unless the Claw they are changing would otherwise be nothing.

The only valid Claw choices for any given Kaiju are the names of active Kaiju besides themself. A Kaiju may never set one Claw to be the same as their other Claw.

Proposal: Illegal Aliens

Reached quorum 5 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 12 Jun 2015 12:38:15 UTC

In “Kaiju Cladistics”, replace “and for which the valid values are: Mutant, Robot, or Alien” with “and for which the valid values are: Mutant, Robot, Alien or nothing”.

Change every Kaiju’s Type to “nothing”.

The current rule defaults a Kaiju’s type to “nothing”, but it doesn’t define “nothing” as being a valid value.

(Since “If a game variable has no defined starting value, then that starting value [is] the alphabetically earliest legal text string it may take” I defaulted everyone to Alien when I enacted the rule.)

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Proposal: The Zilla in Manilla

At 1-4, has fewer than a quorum of players not voting AGAINST. Failed by Brendan.

Adminned at 11 Jun 2015 18:23:57 UTC

If Proposal: Top of the Mothras failed or did nothing, this proposal does nothing.

Add a new rule tot he ruleset, entitled The Lab:

All Kaiju may possess any number of Secret Abilities. These are tracked privately by both each Kaiju individually and the Attendant.

At any time, provided that they are not currently participating in another Lab Challenge, a Kaiju may expend one Lab Token to make a Lab Challenge post.

Optionally, a Kaiju posting a Lab Challenge may name one other eligible Kaiju to participate in the Challenge. A Kaiju must have at least 1 Lab Token to be eligible to included in a challenge, and when a Kaiju posts a Lab Challenge they must reduce the Lab Tokens of any included Kaiju by 1. The named Kaiju then has 24 hours to indicate that they accept their inclusion in the Challenge. If they do not then that Lab Challenge ends immediately and no other actions included in this rule are taken for that Lab Challenge.

Kaiju participating in a Lab Challenge should make a response to the Lab Challenge post detailing what Special Abilities they will be aiming to receive. This response should include the following:

  • The name of the proposed new Secret Ability;
  • The number of times it can be used before it is Expended;
  • Who can be targeted by its use;
  • How frequently it can be used;
  • What effect it will have when it is used;
  • What cost its use will have.

Once all Kaiju have made such a response, the Attendant should evaluate the Lab Challenge as follows:

  • Each proposed Secret Abilities should be given a grade out of five, to represent how powerful that Secret Ability is and thus how hard it is to spontaneously develop through Nuclear Genetic Modification. These scores should be announced. If there is more than one Kaiju participating in the Lab Challenge then the grades of all Secret Abilities are increased by 1. The Attendant may give a Special Ability a grade of * if they deem its impact on the game to be too great to allow; any Special Ability with a grade of * may not be learned. The grades given to Secret Abilities should be consider past and anticipated future Secret Ability grades, but are not required to be absolutely consistent and the Attendant’s decision is final.
  • The Attendant should then announce how they will evaluate the success or failure of the genetic alteration process. The Attendant may chose any method of determining this that they chose, provided that the method is principally random. This method may, but is not required to, take into account differences in difficulty grade between competing Kaiju. The method may change from one Lab Challenge to the next.
  • The Attendant should then resolve the success or failure of the Lab Challenge as detailed in their own post and announce the outcome.

This deliberately omits anything about using powers so that bugs can be dealt with before anything gets turned on.

This proposal is a homage to the second dynasty of Kevan, which I realised with some horror was nearly twelve years ago.

Proposal: Top of the Mothras

Passes 5-0. Enacted by Brendan.

Adminned at 11 Jun 2015 17:19:32 UTC

If Proposal: Hell and High Tide passed, or Proposal: Stubs failed, this proposal does nothing.

Repeal the rule entitled “Kaiju Energy”.

Add a new rule to the ruleset, entitled Secrets and Prestige:

Each Kaiju has an amount of Prestige, which is a nonnegative integer defaulting to 100, and which is tracked in the GNDT. This represents their current standing in the eyes of the Kaiju Court. Each Kaiju also has a number of Lab Tokens, which are tracked in the GNDT and default to zero.

No more than once every 96 hours, the Attendant may make a Bid Post, which must be a post in the story post category that offers the Kaiju access to their Underground Atomic Gene Laboratory (which may also be referred to as the UAGL, or just “the Lab”). During the 48 hours following the commencement of such a post, each Kaiju may once privately message the Attendant with a single bid, which must be an amount of Prestige that is lower than the total amount of Prestige that that Kaiju has at the time at which the bids are evaluated. Bid Posts conclude after 48 hours has passed since they were first published to the BlogNomic, or whenever every eligible Kaiju has sent the Attendant a bid; at their first opportunity following the conclusion of a Bid Post, the Attendant must carry out the following steps:

  • Evaluate the bids and establish which two Kaiju have made the largest bids;
  • Comment on the story post to announce that bidding has closed, which two Kaiju have won, and what the combined total of their Prestige bids was (“the Pot”);
  • Reduce the Prestige of those two Kaiju in the GNDT; and
  • Increase the Prestige of every other Kaiju in the GNDT by the Pot divided by the number of Kaiju to submit non-successful bids, rounded down if necessary.

The two Kaiju named in the conclusion of a Bid Post may then increase their Lab Tokens by 1.

Bid for the right to augment, but have the augmentation process be something different.

Proposal: Hell and High Tide

Number of Kaiju not voting AGAINST is less than Quorum. Failed by Brendan.

Adminned at 11 Jun 2015 17:17:44 UTC

If the proposal “Stubs” failed, this proposal has no further effect.

Repeal the paragraph beginning “Some Kaiju have Secrets”.

Enact a new rule, “Abilities”:-

Some Kaiju have Abilities, which allow them to attack the Esteem of other Kaiju, or defend from such attacks. The abilities of Kaiju are tracked privately by the Attendant, and Kaiju default to having no Abilities. Each Ability has a Cost and may have a defined Effect; the available Abilities and their Costs and Effects are:-

  • Radioactive Fire (9 Esteem) Has no effect.
  • Amphibian (5 Esteem) Has no effect.
  • Smaller Cousin (1 Esteem) Has no effect.

Any Kaiju may buy an Ability by sending a Private Message to the Attendant specifying the Ability they wish to buy, and the amount of Esteem they wish to pay for it. Such posts are known as Bids, and must be processed in the order they are received. If the amount paid in a Bid is equal to or greater than the Power of the Ability, and equal to or less than the Kaiju’s own Esteem, then the Attendant reduces that Kaiju’s Esteem by the amount paid, and gives them that Ability.

Use a publicly-tracked resource to auction off “secret” things is a challenge, but here’s a stab at it, with some unusable placeholder kaijupowers.

Proposal: Stubs

Reached quorum 6 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 11 Jun 2015 07:06:06 UTC

Add a new rule called “Kaiju Cladistics” with the following text:

Each Kaiju has a Type, which defaults to nothing, and for which the valid values are: Mutant, Robot, or Alien; this Type is tracked in the GNDT. If a Kaiju’s Type is nothing, they may set it to Mutant, Robot or Alien at any time.

Add a new rule called “Kaiju Energy” with the following text:

Each Kaiju has an amount of Esteem, which is a nonnegative integer defaulting to 100, and which is tracked in the GNDT. This represents their current standing in the eyes of the Kaiju Court.

Some Kaiju have Secrets, which are one-use abilities that allow them to attack the Esteem of other Kaiju, or defend from such attacks. They bid Esteem among themselves for access to these Secrets, in auctions run by the Attendant. The final bid on a Secret when it is obtained is known as that Secret’s Power.

If a rule called “Alliances” exists, add the following text to it:

A Kaiju may not take any action under a Dynastic Rule if it would reduce the Esteem of their Right Claw or Left Claw.

These rules don’t do much of anything yet—if you like them in concept, let’s work out a bidding system and some starter Secrets.

Proposal: The Enemy of my Frenemy

Reached quorum 6 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 11 Jun 2015 07:00:13 UTC

Add a new rule called “Alliances” with the following text:

Each Kaiju strives to form alliances with the other contenders for the throne. Some such alliances are made known to all; others are negotiated silently, sometimes with half of a partnership unaware it even exists.

Each Kaiju has a Right Claw and a Left Claw, each of which is the name of another Kaiju, which may not both be the same, and which may not be themself. The Right Claw is a public alliance, and is tracked via a text field in the GNDT. The Left Claw is tracked privately, by the Attendant. Both of these properties default to nothing.

A Kaiju may, as a Daily Action, change their Right Claw to the name of any active Kaiju besides themselves or their Left Claw by updating the GNDT and making a comment to this effect; OR may change their Left Claw to the name of any active Kaiju besides themselves by sending a private message to the Attendant to this effect. (Doing one of these things counts against the daily limit for doing either.)

A Kaiju who does not have a Right Claw and a Left Claw each set to a valid, active Kaiju may not take actions under any Dynastic Rules but this one.

Ascension Address: A Shift In Perception

Arranged in a circle on a pedestal, five crude dolls stare across at each other, their eyes of wood or soapstone unblinking and their shadows changing in the sinking afternoon light. If one were to sink down and sit on the floor next to them, moving closer, looking upwards, one’s view might change. Focus might turn their rough limbs to claws or haunches. Perspective might grant them monstrous size.

Somewhere, atop a cloud-thick and dormant volcano, a group of enormous beings shifts and fidgets on their perches around the caldera. Their impatience would be devastating if it were set loose, turned to fury; below, among the foothills and plains spreading out from the mountain, tiny humans work without end to rebuild wrecked cities from the last time these creatures came to blows.

“Hello! Yes! Thank you all for waiting,” pipes up a speck on the rocky floor. “The Emperor is busy with intergalactic matters on Xenon VI today, but wishes you to know that the consideration for the role of Imperial Heir is still ongoing! Only the strongest and cleverest kaiju, of course, can be selected for this all-important role, and rule the Nine Dimensions when the Emperor has transcended them all.”

“Now,” says the voice, turning sly, “I happen to know that one member of this court has been carrying on an affair with the Swarm-Mind who resides deep in the core of this planet, and that another has discovered the secret of breathing radioactive fire. Both of these truths, of course, would be looked very poorly upon by the Emperor—IF they were to come out. But perhaps the Emperor need not know. Perhaps, while we wait, we should amuse ourselves… with a bit of bidding?”

Change “Shifter” to “Kaiju” and “Forest” to “Attendant” throughout the ruleset. Repeal all Dynastic Rules except the first.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

One Moment Please

(I’m pretty busy at a work conference today, but I should have an Ascension Address posted tomorrow. Thank you for your patience.)

Monday, June 08, 2015

Declaration of Victory: Inertia

Has a quorum of FOR votes, the Forest has voted FOR and nobody has voted AGAINST. Resolved by Kevan.

Adminned at 09 Jun 2015 09:01:04 UTC

I have an Inert figurine of The Lady, obtained in trade with mideg on 06-01-2015 at 18:03:05 UTC on Day Seven.

I have an Inert figurine of The Porter, obtained in trade with Darknight on 06-02-2015 at 04:10:24 UTC on the same New Day.

I have an Inert figurine of The Cook, obtained in trade with mideg on 06-04-2015 at 04:52:51 UTC on Day Eight.

I have an Inert figurine of The Chaplain, obtained in trade with mideg on 06-08-2015 at 14:03:39 on Day Ten.

I have an Inert figurine of The Lord, as referenced in my conversion comment of 14:04:02 on 06-08-2015, also on Day Ten.

I have a figurine collection that includes an Inert figurine of each Individual Human, and have achieved victory.

Proposal: Cold Iron

Vetoed by Brendan, in case this doesn’t happen automatically.

Adminned at 10 Jun 2015 15:32:48 UTC

Add a new action to “Meddling”:-

  • Bless: Raise an Individual Human’s Reputation to 40. This action can only be taken by a Shifter taking the Form of the Chaplain.

“The primary activity of Nomic is proposing changes in the rules, debating the wisdom of changing them in that way, voting on the changes, deciding what can and cannot be done afterwards, and doing it.”

Day Ten Dawns

Two Chaplains cross paths in the empty library, avoiding the Guest making a rapid exit from the north tower. Despite having made a loud announcement that he was leaving for town for the day and the gatehouse guards having seen him leave, the Porter is spotted carrying something across the courtyard. As the figure draws closer to a suspicious pair of guards, they realise they are mistaken and the figure is a Stranger.

Friday, June 05, 2015

Proposal: Mirror, Mirror

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 06 Jun 2015 07:21:42 UTC

Add a new action to “Meddling”:-

  • Reflect: Gain an Inert figurine of the Lady. This action can only be taken by a Shifter taking the Form of the Lady, and only if they are the only Shifter to have that Form.

Day Nine Dawns

The Lord strides across the courtyard from the gatehouse, into the north tower and up a winding staircase to the solar. Somehow the Porter is in place at both the foot and head of the stairwell to hold the wooden doors open.

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Day Eight Dawns

As the Cook frowns at some unpalatable spice in the soup, another Cook, having made their separate way to the kitchen, gives them a gentle tap on the shoulder. An unfamiliar figure detaches itself from the gatehouse shadows and reveals itself to be a visiting Guest. The Porter looks up from a comfortable spot by the guardroom fireplace and waves the figure past.

Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Proposal: Housekeeping

Reached quorum 5 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 04 Jun 2015 09:33:26 UTC

Delete the paragraph

Any Shifter who has a figurine collection that includes an Inert figurine of each Individual Human, and can prove as much by citing specific comments, has achieved victory.

from the rule “Collectibles” and add it to the rule “Victory”.

Proposal: Strength in Numbers

Fewer than a quorum not voting against. Fails 1 vote to 4. Failed by Kevan.

Adminned at 04 Jun 2015 09:03:24 UTC

Add a new rule, Respect:

All Shifters have a Respect score, which is an integer equal to their Cover minus their Form’s Reputation.

Any Shifter may attempt to Merge factions by sending a private message to the Forest stating this intention, and stating a Base faction and a Merging faction. At the next New Day the Merge message coming from the Shifter with the highest Respect takes effect. Any Shifter who would become aligned with the Merging faction instead becomes aligned with the Base faction.

Proposal: Use It or Lose It

Reached quorum 5 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 03 Jun 2015 09:29:38 UTC

Repeal the rule “Proposal Bonus”.

Monday, June 01, 2015

Proposal: A Whittle Knowledge

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 02 Jun 2015 08:42:08 UTC

To the first paragraph of “Collectables”, add:

A figurine may be either Protean or Inert: a Protean figurine is of one or more Humans, and an Inert figurine is of a single Human.

Replace “each of the two Shifters gains a figurine of the other’s Form” with:

each of the two Shifters gains an Inert figurine of the other’s Form

Replace “gain a figurine of any one of the Humans named in their Storytelling Comment” with:

gain a Protean figurine which is of each of the Humans named in their Storytelling Comment

Add a new paragraph before the final paragraph of that rule:

A Shifter may convert a Protean figurine in their possession into an Inert figurine at any time, such that the Inert figurine is of one of the Humans represented in the Protean figurine, by making a comment to this effect in the most recent New Day Dawns post.

Replace “figurine collection that includes each Individual Human” with:-

figurine collection that includes an Inert figurine of each Individual Human

Existing figurines that were carved in foretelling become Protean figurines of all Humans named in the relevant Storytelling Comment; all other figurines become Inert.

Formalising the currently hazy requirement to “prove” which of three storytelling subjects a player secretly chose to carve.

Proposal: Struggling Together

Reached quorum 4 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 02 Jun 2015 08:36:53 UTC

Add a subrule to “Meddling” called “Struggle Increase”:-

If a New Day has dawned since the rule “Struggle Increase” came into existence, any Shifter (or the Forest) may change “the Cover of each of its Members by 3” to “the Cover of each of its Members by 7” in the rule “Meddling”, and then repeal the rule “Struggle Increase”.

Raising the stakes of a Struggle from 3 to 7, with a time delay so that it doesn’t come into effect before the current day’s end.

Day Seven Dawns

Two figures exchange a sharp glance as they pass one another in the upper corridors of the castle, and the Lord and Lady descend separate stairwells. By the castle gate, the Porter squints out at the sound of drumming hooves, gripping a dull and uncarved wooden locket in his hand.