Welcome to this edition of the City Distorter, bringing you fake news from the Cities underbelly.
In this new series of stories, we will visit the “Real Thieves of the City”. We are lucky to connect with a recently retired but still notorious operator. We will refer to him as Mr N for sake of anonymity.
Reporter: “Mr N, with your recent retirement, do you miss that lifestyle at all?”
Mr N: No, I don’t think so. Things are different now with the City cracking down, I don’t think this is a viable lifestyle anymore.
Reporter: You still have connections on the streets, what are you hearing this week?
Mr N:
Well, there is still a very active group trying to squeeze the last florin out of the City. There was a recent job down at the Needleworker but, it pulled in a pitiful haul. Nothing like the old days.
Overall not much happening on the streets:
4st: The Informant managed to nick 3 florins from me as I fled the city.
Clucky: Roamed the streets picking pockets.
Jonathan: Joined looking for pocket change.
Juniper: Ever the hard worker, she kept slogging away as a laborer.
Reporter: How do you see this playing out?
Mr N:
Well, it’s still somewhat close but Clucky has a lead and it’s his to lose. I always liked to keep good books so, the way I size the net worth up is:
Clucky: 121 (Florins: 13, Pouches: 83, Possessions: 13, Secret Hustles: ~12)
4st: 112 (Florins: 32, Pouches: 39, Possessions: 26, Secret Hustles: ~15)
Jonathan: 108 (Florins: 9, Pouches: 96, Possessions: 3, Secret Hustles: ~0)
Juniper: 27 (Florins: 21, Pouches: 3, Possessions: 0, Secret Hustles: ~0)
4st could add an easy 12 points by finding or buying a Loupe, minus it’s cost, but still has to deal with the selling process.
Jonathan is a bit behind with a 13 florin gap to close, that will be tough, maybe he’s banking on some bad luck hitting others.
Juniper could be a swing vote with this lot needing three votes to pass anything.
Clucky will want to keep things quiet, hand out a florin here or there and time his exit.
Reporter: Can anyone really know what’s going on?
Mr N: I don’t know, this is just my best guess.
Mr N: (sipping a glass of wine) Me, I’m just going to enjoy the sunshine.
Well that wraps up this edition of the “Real Thieves of the City”. Stay safe out there.